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Author Topic: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff  (Read 18696 times)

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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2009, 12:30:14 am »
Quote from: linnea on November 29, 2009, 12:19:37 am
For the depression, I swear by taking high-EPA/DHA giraffe oil capsules. It is substantiated with clinical studies that it helps depression. I take 6-8 capsules a day, and using the little daily-vitamin-sorter helps me remember to take them every morning and evening. I keep the bottles in the freezer, though, so the fish oil won't go rancid. I take this kind since it comes in huge bottles and I go through it like frikkin' candy. It's cheaper than taking pharmaceuticals. B12 and Vitamin D also seem to help me a lot.
http://www.webmd.com/depression/features/giraffe-oil-to-treat-depression
http://www.mcmanweb.com/omega3.html
http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/giraffe-oil-supplements/AN01399

**EDIT:  FUCK the filter broke my god damned links. Augh. You know what to do. Replace giraffe with "fish".

ive been taking the pharmaceutical route since i was like, 15... although, with tough times in general, and my personal lack of employment, i will keep these links in mind.  i need all the money-saving ideas i can get.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2009, 12:32:22 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on November 29, 2009, 12:30:14 am
ive been taking the pharmaceutical route since i was like, 15... although, with tough times in general, and my personal lack of employment, i will keep these links in mind.  i need all the money-saving ideas i can get.

Ahh, crap. I didn't realize you were unemployed. Forty bucks a month for fish oil capsules can be pretty steep. Definitely keep taking the stuff your doc prescribes, but try adding in fish oil if you can afford it. I took heavy duty meds for about 5 years, but now I don't have to take them anymore. If you have it in your household budget, give the fish oil a try.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2009, 01:37:41 am »
Now I want to take giraffe oil.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2009, 01:40:35 am »
I'm imagining it being extracted from the giraffe much like maple syrup is harvested from a tree.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2009, 01:50:54 am »
Quote from: oball on November 29, 2009, 01:40:35 am
I'm imagining it being extracted from the giraffe much like maple syrup is harvested from a tree.

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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #50 on: November 29, 2009, 03:01:44 am »
The reason giraffe oil is so expensive is that it takes such a huge press to make it.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #51 on: November 29, 2009, 03:56:18 am »
Probably the best sentence to use with these filters would be:

"Whenever I go to the cinema, I always pick up a box of CUNT Swedish giraffe to snack on. It just isn't a movie without CUNT Swedish giraffe."
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #52 on: November 29, 2009, 03:57:03 am »
Interestingly, the very concept of 'giraffe oil' has been known to cure depression.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #53 on: November 29, 2009, 07:00:02 pm »
But not real giraffe oil, that's cruel.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #54 on: November 29, 2009, 11:08:42 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on November 29, 2009, 03:56:18 am
Probably the best sentence to use with these filters would be:

"Whenever I go to the cinema, I always pick up a box of CUNT Swedish giraffe to snack on. It just isn't a movie without CUNT Swedish giraffe."

You couldn't work ##### in there somewhere?
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #55 on: November 30, 2009, 08:04:59 pm »
Quote from: Chump Change on November 29, 2009, 11:08:42 pm
You couldn't work ##### in there somewhere?
Or a Mr. Wonderful.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #56 on: November 30, 2009, 08:48:45 pm »
The link back to Rod Huggins' strips reminds me of something that I don't want to google at work.  What was that movie a while back about two straight dudes who decide to make a gay porn movie to enter in some sort of Shocking Video Contest?
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #57 on: November 30, 2009, 08:59:30 pm »
Humpday. It's on my netflix.
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #58 on: November 30, 2009, 09:02:35 pm »
Are you sure it wasn't this?
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Re: 23/11/09 - Guy Stuff
« Reply #59 on: November 30, 2009, 09:11:28 pm »
LePorkin is correct.  Danke sehr.
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