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TOUAMBie Talk
« on: December 02, 2009, 01:29:18 am »
The Touambies will be starting in just a few minutes.  Get ready for the presentations.  Talk about it all here in this thread.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2009, 01:38:14 am »
I have a girl round at the moment so this is going to be an absolutely epic effort in making sure be I can be involved in this without waking her up. Why am I going to such efforts you ask? You'll have to find out!

I'm a bit tipsy on wine as well, though far from hammered I am worried at the sleepiness this may bring upon me.

Think of me as the Jarvis Cocker of this particular awards ceremony. Don't rile me or I will show you my arse.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2009, 01:39:58 am »
Oh lord.  Or we going to have to send in security?
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2009, 01:40:34 am »
Im gonna smoke a spliff backstage and try not to stare at the cleavage around here. Just shine some lights at me when you need me.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2009, 01:41:15 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 02, 2009, 01:39:58 am
Oh lord.  Or we going to have to send in security?

Jay Ell can security me all she likes  ;)
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2009, 01:44:50 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on December 02, 2009, 01:40:34 am
Im gonna smoke a spliff backstage and try not to stare at the cleavage around here. Just shine some lights at me when you need me.

Go ahead and stare, they appreciate it when you notice. 
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2009, 01:52:20 am »
My presentation is ready. I hope it meets with everybody's approval.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2009, 01:54:22 am »
Of course.  It's going to start in less than 10 minutes.  Any last minute thoughts before we get started?

Can you see that I have gone into MC mode?
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2009, 02:09:09 am »
Looks like Judy may have fallen into a wine induced slumber....

Or the girl woke up.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2009, 02:09:45 am »
Yeah, so, is this thing happening or what?
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2009, 02:10:41 am »
Next!
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2009, 02:11:40 am »
Moving right along...
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2009, 02:18:25 am »
So are we waiting for the thread to accept its award?
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2009, 02:21:09 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 02, 2009, 01:41:15 am
Jay Ell can security me all she likes  ;)

You tease.

I have returned, belatedly, from the sex toy shop. The party can start.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2009, 02:22:40 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 02, 2009, 02:21:09 am

I have returned, belatedly, from the sex toy shop.

/weeps
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