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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #30 on: December 02, 2009, 02:51:11 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 02, 2009, 02:50:07 am
So, let me take a minute to apologize for being late. I had to make a run to the adult store because a friend decided last-minute that we're having a Dirty Drunken Santa gift exchange party on Friday and I can't take my kids to a sex shop. Today was the only day I could go due to Other Obligations, and holiday traffic made it terrible getting in and out. My car is still at the BFF's house, and I will have to go out after this and pick it up.

That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it.

I think we were all satisfied with you explanation of "sex shop"
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #31 on: December 02, 2009, 02:52:47 am »
Right, but I don't think it was clear why it HAD to be TODAY.

I don't want y'all thinking I just needed a new vibrator really bad or something. (Although I did pick up something for myself, but only as an afterthought.)
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #32 on: December 02, 2009, 02:54:00 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 02, 2009, 02:49:04 am
Shhhh!

And hey, did you know we can click on the buttons to give and take away cans without waiting an hour?
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #33 on: December 02, 2009, 02:55:09 am »
Quote from: wombat on December 02, 2009, 02:54:00 am
And hey, did you know we can click on the buttons to give and take away cans without waiting an hour?

You can also go into someone's profile and give someone just a massively huge truckload of cans with just a few keystrokes.

That's how Bobby got all his.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #34 on: December 02, 2009, 02:57:54 am »
I know, I've done that, but this seems more sneaky somehow.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2009, 03:09:31 am »
Well there you have it.  that wraps up the 2009 TOUAMBie awards.

Thanks for playing and come back next year!
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2009, 03:10:13 am »
A big round of applause for our intrepid host, Paul!  *clap clap clap*
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #37 on: December 02, 2009, 03:11:09 am »
But where are the concession speeches!

Great job, Paul and everyone. So much better than real life in every way.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #38 on: December 02, 2009, 03:11:37 am »
Well done, Paul! Billy Crystal, eat your heart out.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #39 on: December 02, 2009, 03:12:27 am »
I love this so much. It is a love story! I haven't got belly laughs from internet shenanigans in quite a while.

You people, and especially Paul, are a cut above.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #40 on: December 02, 2009, 03:14:51 am »
Hooray for Paul!

I can't wait to see the pictures.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #41 on: December 02, 2009, 03:25:52 am »
I am having a celebratory piece of cake.  Now if I only had some nubile young lass to mash it with her bottom.

Bluemoon, does your ass picture involve cake at all?
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« Reply #42 on: December 02, 2009, 03:26:40 am »
Cake! How did I not think of cake.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #43 on: December 02, 2009, 03:35:58 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on December 02, 2009, 03:25:52 am
I am having a celebratory piece of cake.  Now if I only had some nubile young lass to mash it with her bottom.

Bluemoon, does your ass picture involve cake at all?

Regrets, it does not.  However, cake has certainly contributed to my ass.
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Re: TOUAMBie Talk
« Reply #44 on: December 02, 2009, 03:41:01 am »
Ba-dum PISH!
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