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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #15 on: December 02, 2009, 02:31:14 pm »
With this victory you now rock harder than Owl City.

Not a difficult mark to achieve, but still.

Stick around.  You're good people.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #16 on: December 02, 2009, 09:44:00 pm »
And now, for your entertainment, illegal in 18 states, my fat, white, cake-augmented ass.  I'm not embedding the image here 'cause no one should have to see that unless they really want to.

Also, Oxford comma added because I usually eat chocolate cake.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #17 on: December 02, 2009, 09:59:18 pm »
...but...but... It's not blue.

Also, swwweeeeeeeet!
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2009, 01:21:16 am »
Have I ever mentioned that I love this board? Because I do
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2009, 02:34:56 am »
My other thought on newbie of the year for next year... this latest member, V-Adore... potential darkhoss candidate?
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2009, 03:23:11 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 02, 2009, 09:44:00 pm
And now, for your entertainment, illegal in 18 states, my fat, white, cake-augmented ass.  I'm not embedding the image here 'cause no one should have to see that unless they really want to.

Also, Oxford comma added because I usually eat chocolate cake.

Oh man I woudl. Why 'd uypu pt you rgbu bum up?
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #21 on: December 03, 2009, 03:35:01 am »
The Can Deserves A Can.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #22 on: December 03, 2009, 04:48:23 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 03, 2009, 03:23:11 am
Oh man I woudl. Why 'd uypu pt you rgbu bum up?

Hmm, what, dear?
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #23 on: December 03, 2009, 04:50:14 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 03, 2009, 04:48:23 am
Hmm, what, dear?

Sorry Bluemoon.

Completely I did comport myself as a gentleman there.

Your bum kind of reminded me of Sophie's hence the exclamations.

To re-iterate as well: why did you put your bum up? On the internet.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #24 on: December 03, 2009, 04:59:07 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 03, 2009, 04:50:14 am
Sorry Bluemoon.

Completely I did comport myself as a gentleman there.

Your bum kind of reminded me of Sophie's hence the exclamations.

To re-iterate as well: why did you put your bum up? On the internet.

Judy, no need to apologize.  I kind of wish I could get drunk so I would know what you are experiencing right now.  It looks fun and therapeutic, but I can't abide the taste of alcohol.  Anyway, that's neither here nor there.  I put my bum up, on the internet, because I had put a picture of my clothed backside up a couple of weeks back, in response to Paul being cheeky.  When I was nominated for n00b of the year, I promised I'd show it unclothed if I won.  I'm not one to go back on my word, so there's my peachy bum for the world to see.  I only wish it were several sizes smaller.  Ah well, it is what it is.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #25 on: December 03, 2009, 05:04:02 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 03, 2009, 04:59:07 am
Judy, no need to apologize.  I kind of wish I could get drunk so I would know what you are experiencing right now.  It looks fun and therapeutic, but I can't abide the taste of alcohol.  Anyway, that's neither here nor there.  I put my bum up, on the internet, because I had put a picture of my clothed backside up a couple of weeks back, in response to Paul being cheeky.  When I was nominated for n00b of the year, I promised I'd show it unclothed if I won.  I'm not one to go back on my word, so there's my peachy bum for the world to see.  I only wish it were several sizes smaller.  Ah well, it is what it is.

There is no such thing as a wrong girl's bum, it is what it is is right. We would not want you any other way.

That's an impressive promise. However, I can't help but feel that it has swayed votes in your favour. Perhaps if I had done the same I would have won my award by a bigger margin. Maybe next time.

Come to England, I'll buy you a pint of something which does not taste bad.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #26 on: December 03, 2009, 05:06:22 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 03, 2009, 05:04:02 am
That's an impressive promise. However, I can't help but feel that it has swayed votes in your favour.

If anything, I would think it would have ensured a win for any one of my competitors!  Who the frig wants to see an overweight 36-year-old's butt?, I figured.
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #27 on: December 03, 2009, 05:08:58 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 03, 2009, 05:06:22 am
Who the frig wants to see an overweight 36-year-old's butt?
How do you know that a 36-year-old's ass is bad?
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #28 on: December 03, 2009, 05:10:19 am »
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Re: TOUABie Award "Newbie of the Year"
« Reply #29 on: December 03, 2009, 05:14:01 am »
36! Man again I feel extremely young. You people.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EED. Goodnight.
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