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Real-life Ray Smuckles
« on: December 08, 2009, 12:26:18 am »
I know that we have talked about this elsewhere, but I couldn't find the thread and Google was no help, either.

Here is a picture. Look at it. Look at the picture.

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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #1 on: December 08, 2009, 01:09:42 am »
I don't know why I thought a real life Ray Smuckles would be something I might want to see.

I... I really don't.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #2 on: December 08, 2009, 01:24:30 am »
Thats not a cat and hes not wearing shades.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 01:36:28 am »
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #4 on: December 08, 2009, 06:55:42 am »
[[dryheave]]
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2009, 02:15:29 pm »
Quote from: Chump Change on December 08, 2009, 01:09:42 am
I don't know why I thought a real life Ray Smuckles would be something I might want to see.

That is a good point.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #6 on: December 08, 2009, 05:08:01 pm »
Fuck you Lprkn, fuck you so so so much.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #7 on: December 08, 2009, 08:41:14 pm »
Quote from: Drygioni on December 08, 2009, 05:08:01 pm
Fuck you Lprkn, fuck you so so so much.

and not the way you wanted, either....
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #8 on: December 08, 2009, 09:41:33 pm »
Here's the thread:

http://touamb.com/index.php?topic=4312.msg115598

And here's a link to a summary with pics, since the original site was taken down by request of Uncle Dirty's family.

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/03/uncle-dirty.html
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #9 on: December 08, 2009, 10:55:22 pm »
Why would the family want the site taken down?  He clearly lives a very public life.  Hrm.  Oh well.  Here's to Uncle Dirty!
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #10 on: December 08, 2009, 11:36:42 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on December 08, 2009, 09:41:33 pm
Here's the thread:

http://touamb.com/index.php?topic=4312.msg115598

And here's a link to a summary with pics, since the original site was taken down by request of Uncle Dirty's family.

http://vice.typepad.com/vice_magazine/2008/03/uncle-dirty.html

Thanks, JL. Your Google-fu is clearly superior to my own.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2009, 12:02:21 am »
I learned from the best (Cort).
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2009, 01:54:44 am »
Quote from: side_show on December 08, 2009, 10:55:22 pm
Why would the family want the site taken down?  He clearly lives a very public life.  Hrm.  Oh well.  Here's to Uncle Dirty!

Dude, If I was looking that good at 91 I'd walk around in a thong too.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2009, 02:56:04 am »
If I'm a loopy, nut-brown exhibitionist at 91 there's no telling what I'll dress up in. Maybe a cravat.
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Re: Real-life Ray Smuckles
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2009, 03:14:35 am »
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