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My Intense Aerobic Routine
« on: December 11, 2009, 04:06:11 pm »
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2009, 04:13:19 pm »
I'm gonna live forever!
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2009, 04:14:41 pm »
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The German research is believed to be published in the New England Journal of Medicine.
Well...is it or isn't it?
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2009, 04:29:38 pm »
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2009, 04:43:50 pm »
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

'Cause that type of poor writing indicates bullshit, Paul, bullshit!

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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 05:53:01 pm »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on December 11, 2009, 04:43:50 pm
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

'Cause that type of poor writing indicates bullshit, Paul, bullshit!

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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 06:30:14 pm »
science just cheapens the joy of admiring a great pair of glands.
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 10:15:28 pm »
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2009, 12:55:45 am »
I just want to point out that one of the weirdest concepts ever is "consuming pornography".  I mean - you look at it - its still there afterwards - in fact, its probably been copied onto your hard drive as well as its original home on the server in Bulgaria.  Maybe this is some fetishistic code phrase I'm misinterpreting.
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2009, 01:21:21 am »
Pornography is a public good; it is non-rivalrous and non-excludable. Like the beauty of a sunset or a missile defense shield, porn is here for all of us to enjoy.
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2009, 02:35:17 am »
I think it means consumption as in, consumerism? Although that is still weird, now that I think about it.

I guess it would have made more sense back when porn was a physical object.

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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 03:36:22 am »
your mind takes the image(s) and saves it(them) in its memory.  thats what they mean.
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 05:15:39 am »
these spank banks ain't gonna fill their own coffers
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Re: My Intense Aerobic Routine
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 07:30:03 am »
Quote from: JorgeFabregas on December 11, 2009, 04:43:50 pm
http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/breasts.asp

'Cause that type of poor writing indicates bullshit, Paul, bullshit!

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Snippet from Facebook conversation today.

Abner:  "Are you sure this isn't from the Onion? Sounds like something they would do."

Paul:  "I'm not really wanting to challenge the validity of this study."

Abner:  "Well, yeah, you gotta couple good points."
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