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Ted Striker's Birthday
« on: December 17, 2009, 05:20:32 pm »
Sorry dude, but you haven't been here long enough to get a birthday thread.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2009, 05:46:53 pm »
How could I BE so cocky!

/buries birthday presents in the yard
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2009, 06:48:59 pm »
...and don't call me Shirley. 

Happy Birthday.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2009, 07:00:03 pm »
Who do you think you are, putting on such airs!  Also, smoking or non-smoking? 

Also, I speak jive.

Happy birthday to a wit and a wag!  It's truly great to have you around.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2009, 07:52:52 pm »
i hope you don't develop a drinking problem. a wet sports coat is a travesty.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2009, 08:49:22 pm »
This is an entirely different kind of birthday thread.  Altogether.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2009, 09:23:03 pm »
Since I do not know you that well yet, I will give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that it is good you were born.

Happy birthday.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #7 on: December 18, 2009, 08:11:43 am »
happy birthday man, from beautiful Nashville TN.

I traveled so far to be able to say this on your birthday.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2009, 06:18:01 am »
dont hurt yourself, bigg doggggggg.
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2009, 04:45:04 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on November 05, 2009, 06:48:06 am
My name is A-CAP do you want to be friends?
When you showed up I asked if you wanted to be my friend and welcomed you here. You ignored me. You were a dick to a stranger and you would probably abandon a dying man. Eat a dong, TedStriker.


JK, Happy Birthday
« Last Edit: December 19, 2009, 09:20:12 pm by Arachno-capitalist »
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Re: Ted Striker's Birthday
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2009, 04:31:10 am »
I am sorry I missed your birthday.

I will buy you a pint in the event we ever meet at this pub I know which does really cheap (but good homebrewed) pints.

Hope it was a good one!
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