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Author Topic: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®  (Read 8843 times)

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Re: December 21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #30 on: December 23, 2009, 05:20:39 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on December 22, 2009, 02:28:19 am
like that new drug that grows your eyelashes..... you have to get a prescription, but is insufficient eyelash length a huge deal?
IIRC, a possible side effect of that drug is that it stains your eyes.

http://www.realself.com/question/latisse-side-what-potential-latisse-side
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    * Itching and/or redness.
    * Possible darkening of eyelid skin (may be reversible).
    * Possible darkening of the colored portion of the eye (may be permanent).
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #31 on: December 23, 2009, 07:02:13 pm »
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    * Possible darkening of eyelid skin (may be reversible).
    * Possible darkening of the colored portion of the eye (may be permanent).

I love the mealy-mouthedness inherent in these two statements.  Don't the two phrases "may be reversible" and "may be permanent" mean exactly the same thing?  Like, if it's not reversible, then it's permanent -- right?  And if it's not permanent, then it's reversible -- right?  And if you say "may be", that means it might happen and it might not -- right?  So... both side-effects may or may not be permanent -- right?
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #32 on: December 23, 2009, 08:09:46 pm »
i just dont get why you need a Rx from a doctor for a cosmetic substance. 
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #33 on: December 23, 2009, 09:35:02 pm »
because this ain't mexico, bub. if you didn't need a scrip, people would sell shit that kills. see: fen-phen.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #34 on: December 23, 2009, 11:29:39 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on December 23, 2009, 07:02:13 pm
I love the mealy-mouthedness inherent in these two statements.  Don't the two phrases "may be reversible" and "may be permanent" mean exactly the same thing?  Like, if it's not reversible, then it's permanent -- right?  And if it's not permanent, then it's reversible -- right?  And if you say "may be", that means it might happen and it might not -- right?  So... both side-effects may or may not be permanent -- right?

Well "may be reversible" to me says "no matter what this shit ain't going away on its own but there may be a way to reverse it with other drugs or something." As for "may be permanent" that could go either way.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #35 on: December 24, 2009, 06:38:03 am »
I think those are the doc's caveats, not the Pharm company's. He has more incentive to hedge his bets a bit.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #36 on: December 26, 2009, 07:06:27 am »
I am saddened by my lack of photoshop/GIMP skills which prevent me from putting an image of a lacrosse stick reskinned with a prosciutto image on the forum.  Its pretty rad in my imagination anyway.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #37 on: December 26, 2009, 07:18:53 am »
I am saddened by my lack of prosciutto.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #38 on: December 26, 2009, 04:31:07 pm »
i have never eaten prociutto. /uncultured hick
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #39 on: December 27, 2009, 07:13:13 am »
Isn't it just old bacon? From Italy?
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #40 on: December 27, 2009, 06:34:58 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on December 27, 2009, 07:13:13 am
Isn't it just old bacon? From Italy?

More like old ham, thinly sliced, from Italy.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #41 on: December 27, 2009, 07:17:03 pm »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on December 27, 2009, 06:34:58 pm
More like old ham, thinly sliced, from Italy.

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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #42 on: December 28, 2009, 03:21:17 am »
More like country ham, from Italy.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #43 on: December 28, 2009, 04:21:31 am »
I thought it was cut from a pork belly though.  So less ham-ish.
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Re: 2009-12-21 - Prosciuttolax®
« Reply #44 on: December 28, 2009, 06:29:59 am »
Apparently no one on this board has ever eaten prosciutto.
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