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Author Topic: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno  (Read 4055 times)

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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #15 on: January 02, 2010, 07:25:29 pm »
There may be a Laffer Curve relationship between kisses and minutes spent shopping together, however.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #16 on: January 02, 2010, 08:11:39 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 02, 2010, 07:13:30 pm
But maybe that's just me.

It's not just you.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #17 on: January 02, 2010, 10:14:20 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 02, 2010, 07:13:30 pm
A man can never have too many kisses. There is no quantity of kisses at which I would say "okay quantity supplied has exceeded quantity demanded. We have surpassed the optimal number of kisses." But maybe that's just me.

There's too many kisses in too short a time. I remember many a painfully chapped lip from high school. But in lifetime terms saying you've had too many kisses is like saying you have too many memories that make you smile.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #18 on: January 02, 2010, 11:12:09 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 02, 2010, 04:38:07 pm
Also, how many kisses does a man need really?

All of them.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #19 on: January 03, 2010, 02:58:44 am »
I could probably get by on ten kisses a month. I'm not a big kisser. I figure, why waste time? If we've got time to make out, we may as well get to the good stuff.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #20 on: January 03, 2010, 03:02:17 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 03, 2010, 02:58:44 am
I could probably get by on ten kisses a month. I'm not a big kisser. I figure, why waste time? If we've got time to make out, we may as well get to the good stuff.
The spooning?
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #21 on: January 03, 2010, 03:06:32 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 02, 2010, 07:13:30 pm
A man can never have too many kisses. There is no quantity of kisses at which I would say "okay quantity supplied has exceeded quantity demanded. We have surpassed the optimal number of kisses." But maybe that's just me.

Yes.  This.  This is why I'm leaving my husband; his optimal number of kisses maxes out at three per diem, with the optimal style being closed-pursed-lips.
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #22 on: January 03, 2010, 10:36:42 am »
In a simpler time, that Tiger photo would already be a viral meme twice around the internet.

Other famous sleeparoundists all photoshopped in and so forth.

"Tiger's Kisses Ate My Balls" and all that.

Now that internet memes are Of Commercial Value they develop less organically, unsurprisingly.

Still. One of the better strips lately!
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #23 on: January 03, 2010, 04:03:58 pm »
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #24 on: January 04, 2010, 12:53:48 am »
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #25 on: January 04, 2010, 02:56:39 am »
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Re: December 31st, 2009 - Arthur Boy-Pegasus DiGiorno
« Reply #26 on: January 04, 2010, 05:44:05 am »
'porkin, have a can.
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