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Bobby Isosceles

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2010-01-04 - Waffles
« on: January 04, 2010, 09:09:56 pm »
I sure want some waffles.

Maybe I will make some, after I take 50mg Lycopene to avoid the Becoming.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #1 on: January 04, 2010, 09:13:17 pm »
Thank heavens it was annotated.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #2 on: January 04, 2010, 10:05:18 pm »
Maybe its not intentional "historical variety bar" grooming so much as extreme right-handedness.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #3 on: January 04, 2010, 10:53:18 pm »
It's a condition many people live with every day. It's like my brain is Houston, and my left hand is Voyager 2.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #4 on: January 04, 2010, 11:45:59 pm »
I've always thought lycopene was a fun word. Not "smock" fun, but still fun.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2010, 12:19:27 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on January 04, 2010, 11:45:59 pm
Not "smock" fun,

I never thought of it before, but you're absolutely right.  "Smock" is a fun word.

Smock!

Smocksmocksmocksmocksmocksmock

SMOCK!

Heh.  Time to go annoy the wife and kids!
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #6 on: January 05, 2010, 12:24:09 am »
F that, Guacaomle is the most fun word. If you dont have fun saying guacamole, you're not doing it right.
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Re: 20100104 - Waffles
« Reply #7 on: January 05, 2010, 12:28:35 am »
Seven syllables, at least.

goo-WOCK'-a MOL-ay...ay...ay
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #8 on: January 05, 2010, 12:55:03 am »
I get uncomfortable when people have too much fun saying guacamole.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #9 on: January 05, 2010, 12:56:26 am »
For some reason it bugs me when people shorten it to "guac" because it's like, where's the fun in that?
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2010, 12:57:53 am »
Quote from: Bobby Isosceles on January 04, 2010, 09:09:56 pm
I sure want some waffles.

Maybe I will make some, after I take 50mg Lycopene to avoid the Becoming.

Lies! Filthy, filthy lies! You were offered waffles and declined them! You lied on THE INTERNETS!
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #11 on: January 05, 2010, 01:03:58 am »
Quote from: AugustWest on January 05, 2010, 12:19:27 am
I never thought of it before, but you're absolutely right.  "Smock" is a fun word.

Smock!

Smocksmocksmocksmocksmocksmock

SMOCK!

Heh.  Time to go annoy the wife and kids!

Don't knock my smock or I'll clean your clock </Hobbes>
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #12 on: January 05, 2010, 02:20:33 am »
Personally, I'm partial to "shrapnel."
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #13 on: January 05, 2010, 02:40:26 am »
Perspicacious.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #14 on: January 05, 2010, 02:54:44 am »
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