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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #30 on: January 05, 2010, 07:04:10 am »
I would have bet money on "Pervasive and unquenchable curiosity about the universe".

Also, I love how meatus sounds like a euphemism, and yet is not one.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #31 on: January 05, 2010, 11:23:54 am »
"bibulous" is a ridiculous word.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #32 on: January 05, 2010, 01:36:23 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on January 05, 2010, 04:48:14 am
Wait, I am having trouble parsing this one.

a woman who estimates the worth of objects as nothing?

Dammmmn, you're really good.  A woman who treats her husband as worth nothing, as I remember it from the OED.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #33 on: January 05, 2010, 03:12:12 pm »
Back in college, we had a saying:

"All women are lesbians after their fourth beer."

Hell, it was theater - that worked on some of the dudes, too.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #34 on: January 05, 2010, 03:13:39 pm »
Any dude who was gay after four beers was gay before the first beer.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #35 on: January 05, 2010, 04:16:48 pm »
Ah, yes, because female sexuality is fluid and dynamic, and male sexuality is rigid and unchanging.

I forgot for a minute that ladies can only be gay for other ladies so long as it suits the interests of the dominant gender.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #36 on: January 05, 2010, 04:20:54 pm »
I didnt even say a word about women, chill out, yeesh. I dont know what women do, or why they do it (or how they take benign statements about men and force them into offensive ones about women). I'm just saying I dont know any male without gay tendencies who suddenly does gay things after four beers.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #37 on: January 05, 2010, 04:22:13 pm »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 05, 2010, 04:16:48 pm
Ah, yes, because female sexuality is fluid and dynamic, and male sexuality is rigid and unchanging.

I forgot for a minute that ladies can only be gay for other ladies so long as it suits the interests of the dominant gender.

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #38 on: January 05, 2010, 04:23:08 pm »
i bet you do and they keep it hidden from you for reasons
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #39 on: January 05, 2010, 05:09:34 pm »
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #40 on: January 05, 2010, 06:22:14 pm »
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #41 on: January 05, 2010, 07:25:04 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 05, 2010, 03:13:39 pm
Any dude PERSON who was gay after four beers was gay before the first beer.

I fixed it. Now everone can stop yelling.

(It freaks me out when people fight in front of me, because I come from Circumstances. Like, to the point of tears, I'm not kidding.)
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #42 on: January 05, 2010, 07:27:15 pm »
I was just joking, trying to get a rise out of ACap, is all.

Yeesh, you guys. Being all serious.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #43 on: January 05, 2010, 07:40:25 pm »
Quote from: Toaster on January 05, 2010, 07:25:04 pm
I fixed it. Now everone can stop yelling.

(It freaks me out when people fight in front of me, because I come from Circumstances. Like, to the point of tears, I'm not kidding.)

I have such a deep soft spot for men from Circumstances.  I read this and just wanted to give you hella hugs.
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Re: 2010-01-04 - Waffles
« Reply #44 on: January 05, 2010, 07:41:58 pm »
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