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[greenkoolayd]

im glad we are all back to hugging and stuff.

[jay-ell]

Sloppiest makeouts

[Choop]

so long as we stop short of maximum cuddles

[jay-ell]

I'll try not to get it in your hair.

That is always a lie.

[Arachno-capitalist]

I just want to know if there are any dudes who go full on gay after four beers. Like in the middle of the party they put Abba on the stereo and start giving interior decorating tips.

[jay-ell]

I think it takes more than four drinks, but Pedro once woke up on the floor the morning after a party being spooned by an otherwise extremely straight (and very attractive) man. He was very weirded out, but manged to extricate himself without waking the other dude, and we agreed to never speak of it again.

Until now.

But yeah, I was really just being combative, but I do think that there are guys who are latently bisexual who could be convinced to get up to dude-on-dude shenanigans as long as they have the fog of booze to blame it on later. Not many, but they do exist. Yeah, they're bi when sober, too, but they'd never act on those urges until you get some liquid courage in them.

Ladies, on the other hand, are more likely to make out with other ladies because dudes dig it, whether or not they are in fact harboring actual bisexual feelings. I know several girls who have gotten it on with ladies to please their men, which does not make them lesbians so much as actresses.

[jaydub]

I once woke up after a similar party facing the bottom of a wicker chair (from the underside).  Confusing.  Also, I had no #####.  They were draped over the railing outside, on account of someone spilling their beer on me.  Apparently, I did not resist the removal of ##### (perhaps because the floor under the wicker chair was so comfortable). My friends swear that nothing untoward happened to me.

But you wonder, you know?

[Chump Change]

wait, I've forgotten the filters

which one is pants and which one is robot

[jay-ell]

#####

*****

%%%%%

$$$$$

[Dangermoose]

(i pronounce guacamole as "whack-a-mole", just like the mallet game, because contrary to all my best efforts i am in fact turning into my father)

I go full out and call it "whack-a-mole-game" as a sort of one-off rhyming slang because I am turning into me.

Also, it can't be said enough:

Prisencolinensinainciusol

But the conversation has gone elsewhere.

[CortJstr]

I once woke up after a similar party facing the bottom of a wicker chair (from the underside).  Confusing.  Also, I had no #####.  They were draped over the railing outside, on account of someone spilling their beer on me.  Apparently, I did not resist the removal of ##### (perhaps because the floor under the wicker chair was so comfortable). My friends swear that nothing untoward happened to me.

But you wonder, you know?

Do you think maybe you did it asleep style?

[Carlos del Vaca]

gazebo.

gaaaaah-zeeeeeeeeeee-BOW.

Gaze-bo.

[TedStriker]

Curmudgeon: the word that sounds like what it is.

[jaydub]

Do you think maybe you did it asleep style?

Oh no.  The perp confessed.  He spilt half a pitcher over my legs, and felt remorseful.  Someone convinced him it would be humane to wash my #####, so 2 or 3 of them got them off me and they put them in the wash machine.  Unfortunately the dryer was broken, so they hung the ##### over the rail to "dry".  At night.  They were still soaked the next morning, but one of the apartment dwellers loaned me some sweats.

Ahh, early 20's.

[Toaster]

They made your wet ##### wetter. And for a longer period of time. Because they loved you.