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« Reply #15 on: December 10, 2003, 01:39:27 am »
No wait, I know!  He's the kid peeing on the Ford symbol (et al) in all those humorous (sic) bumper stickers.
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« Reply #16 on: December 10, 2003, 01:40:48 am »
Quote from: "St_Zartan"

<---- L@@K R@RE :)))) 1 OF A KIND DALE NASCAR SCROTUM NO RESERVE


Would become the second strangest thing I'd ever seen on eBay.
Since I think it's more normal to tattoo your scrote than to sell your ex girlfriends glass eye for closure.
Maybe that's just me!
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« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2003, 02:43:07 am »
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Quote from: "St_Zartan"

<---- L@@K R@RE :)))) 1 OF A KIND DALE NASCAR SCROTUM NO RESERVE


Would become the second strangest thing I'd ever seen on eBay.
Since I think it's more normal to tattoo your scrote than to sell your ex girlfriends glass eye for closure.
Maybe that's just me!

Wouldn't the weirdness be multiplied by then (presumably) detaching said scrotum in order to sell it on eBay?

That said... man, who sells an ex-girlfriend's glass eye? (Hell, who leaves their glass eye at an ex-boyfriend's house? By accident?)
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« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2003, 02:58:20 am »
I'm just proud that my spouse was the first person to use the word "bozack" on this message board.  

I'm beaming.  See me beam?
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« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2003, 03:13:00 am »
She's selling his scrotum (and neuticles) for closure as well. In a stunning "if you like pina colada's" sort of moment, they buy the items from each other unknowingly and wind up back together.
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« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2003, 03:59:17 am »
I''m literally laughing out loud at all of this.

~Paul
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« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2003, 04:10:40 am »
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I'm just proud that my spouse was the first person to use the word "bozack" on this message board.

I'm beaming. See me beam?


Pedro has been a welcome addition lately.  

You two make such a lovely couple.
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« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2003, 04:19:47 am »
Quote from: "AugustWest"
Pedro has been a welcome addition lately.  

You two make such a lovely couple.


Beam.  BEAM!!
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Hamagami
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2003, 09:11:28 am »
THIS IS NO LONGER ABOUT STRANGE THINGS PEOPLE CAN DO WITH HAM.

FOR SHAME, PEOPLE, FOR SHAME.
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« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2003, 05:29:29 pm »
Whoa! I am unlocking this just because I've never done it before and wanted to see if it worked.  The power is going to my head!
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« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2003, 05:30:33 pm »
Strange things people can do with Ham!
Back on topic!

Discuss!
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Hamagami
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2003, 05:33:10 pm »
Do hot dogs count?
http://octodog.net/
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« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2003, 05:35:11 pm »
No, I'm sorry, hot dogs do not count as this thread is not titled "Snoutstrottersandentrailsagami".
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« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2003, 06:03:29 pm »
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Do hot dogs count?
http://octodog.net/


Oh my.

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Not the face I made, but the name of this one was right.
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Hamagami
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2003, 07:13:54 pm »
Thank you for unlocking this topic.  Because I wanted to say:

I am making a big friggin' Alton Brown-style ham for Christmas dinner.  Haven't decided yet if I'm doing the simpler "city ham," or the full bore "country ham" which you let soak in water for two days before you cook it.

Either way, ham rules.  And it's our funniest food product.
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