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What We Need More Of Is...
« on: January 07, 2010, 05:00:37 pm »
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 05:04:05 pm »
Blanket sucking.

Huh.  I thought my paw-licking dog was weird.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 05:26:34 pm »
last night the girl dog was licking the rug for about an hour, then puked, then kept licking the rug. she's got no doberman nor bull terrier in her; the boy dog is probably a full-blood american staffordshire terrier (another pit breed) and licks his paws sometimes when he forgets the toy that's trapped beneath them.

the best thing i've found to do when they're licking and i'm not otherwise busy is to take them outside and run them around a bit, maybe throw a ball. fifteen minutes' exercise every couple hours is a great distraction, and tires them past the point of licking by evening.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 05:31:31 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 07, 2010, 05:15:21 pm
I've got a dachsund that's a blanket sucker and a lab that's a paw slopper so I got a tinge from it too. Sometimes the house sounds like bathtime at the old folks home, they get going real good.

Our dachshund is a blanket/sheet licker.  He's also a paw licker.  We think it's cause the fur between his paw pads is tickling him.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 07:06:13 pm »
Mine usually starts by "trimming her snowshoes", aka the extra fur between her pads, but then moves on to slobber all over her paws and the bedspread she's lying on.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 08:24:36 pm »
Ugh...  This totall reminds me.  My sweet pup is roaming my home alone, loose and free for the first time.  Due to separation anxiety troubles from before we adopted him, he started out as a crated dog while I was away at work, but I've been slowly weening him off of it.  Hopefully he's being good right now instead of... you know... defecating everywhere or destroying the couch...  We'll see.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2010, 09:32:25 pm »
Mine likes her crate.  Now that  she's grown up, I leave the door to it open during the day when we're gone. When I come home she's usually napping in it.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #7 on: January 07, 2010, 10:42:30 pm »
Way to go, Jaydub. You conditioned that doggie into thinking her home is jail.

Not that this isn't a harmless and very useful thing...
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #8 on: January 07, 2010, 10:51:33 pm »
Sub Tropical...  Is that you?  It's been more than a year.

Are you back?  Where have you been?  Sit a spell, tell us about your life.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #9 on: January 07, 2010, 10:55:34 pm »
I know!  I'm actually rather pleased that something in the "dog owner manual" books actually worked the way it was supposed to.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2010, 01:57:15 am »
This thread is alarmingly pug-free.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2010, 02:16:51 am »
Quote from: Sub_Topical on January 07, 2010, 10:42:30 pm
Way to go, Jaydub. You conditioned that doggie into thinking her home is jail.

Not that this isn't a harmless and very useful thing...
Holy shit where did you crawl out of?
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2010, 02:30:21 am »
Quote from: miles on January 08, 2010, 01:57:15 am
This thread is alarmingly pug-free.

That's because the pugs don't have these particular problems so I have nothing to add.

But, dachshunds, now, there's a fucked-up breed of dog. I'm working with someone who has a dachshund and I am crazy about the little sucker but man, are they warped. Of course this just makes it more fun to mess with his mind. It took many weeks of careful work before I could pick this dog up without him trying to bite me. Seriously I feel like I need to figure out how to put this on my resume if I ever apply for a zoo job again. And now he seems to love it! Make up your mind, you crazy animal.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2010, 02:53:12 am »
Dachshunds were originally bred to hunt and kill badgers. Mind, they were 2 to 2.5 times as big back then. Still, impressive.
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Re: What We Need More Of Is...
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2010, 04:54:23 am »
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.
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