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Leon Sumbitches sent me an e-mail. Pets are welcome.
« on: January 12, 2010, 01:38:09 am »
From: Hugo Saavedra <s****@yahoo.com>
Date: Mon, Jan 11, 2010 at 4:36 PM
Subject: RE: 3br - MOVE IN FAST! 3 br | 2 ba | Single-Family Home (****,VA)
To: [Arachno-capitalist]


Hello
  Thanks for your email and it is my gladness to hearing from you. I am Hugo Saavedra, the owner of the house you are making inquiry of. Actually I resided in the house with my family and intended selling the house before in case you find it in any other websites as for sale, presently we moved away due to my missionary work to preach the word of God to the (Unbelievers)people of Scotland,United Kingdom, my house is Located in (### lane, ****, VA) NJ and presently my house is still available for rent for $1300 per month and security deposit $500. Moreso, I went for a Crusade in the United Kingdom and i will like you to get in touch with me after driving by the house for more discussion as i am with the keys and the documents to the house.Please,i want you to note that, i am a kind and honest God fearing man and also i spent a lot on my property that i want to give you for rent, so i will solicit for your absolute maintenance of this house  and want you to treat it as your own,is that taken. I want you to keep it tidy all the time so that i will be glad  to see it neat when i come for a check up. I do that once in a while.. I want have trust in you as i always stand by my words. Where are you located? let us know how soon you are willing to move in. Pets are welcome.
 
 
Thanks for your interest.
Hugo Saavedra.


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Re: Leon Sumbitches sent me an e-mail. Pets are welcome.
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2010, 01:43:00 am »
Holy. Shit. He's going on a missionary crusade to Scotland.

Also, I only just now realized that Leon Sumbitches = lay on some bitches.

I say we get on some Hugo Saavedra anagrams.

* a huge vas road.
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Re: Leon Sumbitches sent me an e-mail. Pets are welcome.
« Reply #2 on: January 12, 2010, 01:47:44 am »
a guava hoards
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« Reply #3 on: January 12, 2010, 01:53:29 am »
Ava has gored u.
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« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2010, 02:04:48 am »
A rad save, Hugo!
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« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2010, 02:08:19 am »
u r a sad veg ho
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« Reply #6 on: January 12, 2010, 02:09:30 am »
U have God, Sara!
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« Reply #7 on: January 12, 2010, 02:14:55 am »
Dave's a Ragu ho.
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« Reply #8 on: January 12, 2010, 02:31:19 am »
I love that they are sending missionaries to basically a Christian country.  One that arguably has more religious freedom that the United States.
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« Reply #9 on: January 12, 2010, 04:56:12 am »
Oh, use a rad vag
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Re: Leon Sumbitches sent me an e-mail. Pets are welcome.
« Reply #10 on: January 12, 2010, 07:26:26 am »
So did you actually e-mail this person to try and rent their house a-cap or was this weird spam?
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« Reply #11 on: January 12, 2010, 04:00:01 pm »
When I was looking for a house to rent, I mainly searched Craigslist; of the approximately 20 inquries I made on rental home listings, about 15 of them replied back to me with information about they were on a "mission to Nigeria" and "took the keys with them" and "if I could promise to keep the home in very clean condition" and "send the rental deposit to them in Nigeria" then "they would mail me the keys" so "I could rent the home and keep it nice" while they "did the Lord's work." 
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« Reply #12 on: January 12, 2010, 06:11:04 pm »
What she said.  Beware CL listings that don't have pictures of the outside of the building, but instead have incredibly generic pictures of the interior.
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