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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #75 on: February 13, 2010, 03:56:02 am »
There are parts that don't have poisonous stuff? I thought basically everything everywhere in Australia was always out to kill you, except the wombats. And even they would probably crush you against the roof of their burrows if you were dumb enough to get in one.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #76 on: February 13, 2010, 04:02:28 am »
Quote from: wombat on February 13, 2010, 03:56:02 am
There are parts that don't have poisonous stuff? I thought basically everything everywhere in Australia was always out to kill you, except the wombats. And even they would probably crush you against the roof of their burrows if you were dumb enough to get in one.

I said most. There's enough poisonous stuff to make it interesting, and if you go east enough to get wet then, bam, more poison. But that's part of the fun.
Also, don't let their idiot-charm deceive you, wombats have claws.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #77 on: February 13, 2010, 04:22:13 am »
Wombat is confusing Australia with Pandora.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #78 on: February 13, 2010, 05:35:57 am »
Nicole Kidman is enormously tall, and so white she's practically blue - so one could see the confusion.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #79 on: February 13, 2010, 06:31:59 am »
I created a unit of measure called the Kristy Confusion Unit.  You gotta scroll down into the comments to get the whole story.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #80 on: February 15, 2010, 03:10:23 am »
Today I fell down 15 concrete steps on my way to work. (edit:  oh, it was snowy, thats how this plays in)

I still went to work, but then I illegally bought codeine (for the first time in two years-though I have also done that shit the most in this time period s gifts from a few drug dealers) and took a ton and played guitar.  Now I am high as hell and watching the wire and waiting for chinese food.  My back is still killing me though, so that ain't too cool.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #81 on: February 15, 2010, 03:12:05 am »
Oh, and I could have definitely got it legally at the doctor (I didn't actually "fuck up my back" it is the upper back and there is a purple line all the way across, like just below the back of your shoulders if that makes since) but I don't have medical insurance.  I had to do illegal things to save like $150.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #82 on: February 15, 2010, 04:48:08 am »
Quote from: KeithHernandez on February 15, 2010, 03:12:05 am
Oh, and I could have definitely got it legally at the doctor ... but I don't have medical insurance. I had to do illegal things to save like $150.

Thanks, Senator Brown, for making Keith commit crimes.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #83 on: February 15, 2010, 04:58:38 am »
Dont you have some medical marijuana to shake some pain?
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #84 on: February 15, 2010, 05:08:44 am »
I do, but this was some serious pain.

Took a lot more- now high and pain free!
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #85 on: February 15, 2010, 05:12:56 am »
My friend got the flu recently and for some reason was prescribed a ton of lortab. So for a few beers she gave me whatever she had left over after like the first day when she was actually in some pain. She's also one of the straightest people I know, so it's fun to give her shit about being an illegal drug dealer. I'm all out man, or else I would have totally hooked you up.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #86 on: February 15, 2010, 09:03:06 am »
Opioids are cough suppressors, right?  Maybe that is why she got them?
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #87 on: February 15, 2010, 02:57:31 pm »
Yeah, I've had hydrocodone as a cough suppressant before. I've got half a bottle of liquid gold in my fridge right now, in fact.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #88 on: February 15, 2010, 04:54:06 pm »
speaking of Rx cough syrup:

sippin on syrup-three six mafia

i didnt realize that that was a thing until i read about the houston(i think?) hiphop scene.  its pretty fucked up to mix Rx cough syrup with soda for recreational purposes.  its even more fucked up to drink it out of a baby bottle if you know how to use a cup.
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Re: sympathy for the Haitians
« Reply #89 on: February 15, 2010, 05:08:40 pm »
Didn't someone in that song die from a cough syrup overdose?
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