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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #15 on: January 15, 2010, 12:41:45 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 14, 2010, 05:05:41 pm
a lady who is going to stop by for maximum birthday cuddles.

Awww yeah! Happy birthday, dude.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #16 on: January 15, 2010, 12:43:24 am »
Happy birthday to the one member of this board whose temporal existence I can verify.  I'm going to have an awesome Houston taco truck dinner on your behalf.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #17 on: January 15, 2010, 05:15:22 pm »
Houston taco truck dinner (n): a blind date wherein your date's home is difficult to locate, but surprisingly well-appointed, indicating a high degree of taste.  A second date is a given.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #18 on: January 15, 2010, 05:36:11 pm »
whoa, so, remember when I didn't open this thread because I thought it was for someone I didn't know.

Happy Birthday Paul. I hope your artcar storytime was rad.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #19 on: January 15, 2010, 06:03:12 pm »
Dear Paul,
Happy birthday.  I hope you got to put on a suit and ride a bicycle if that's something that gives you joy.  Also the nachos.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #20 on: January 16, 2010, 11:38:14 am »
Hello friends, I truly had a marvelous birthday.  Lots and lots of friends came out for the Feast of the Ass and Artcar Storytime.  A funtime was had by all.

Mr. Trout, thanks for the photo, that was awesome.  Smells, maybe this video might supplant the rope juming in your mind.

Of course I took a birthday photo which is an homage to this Achewood strip.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #21 on: January 17, 2010, 02:45:12 pm »
Ah yes, the hot peanut clip.  You are just wonderful, by the way.

Was the peanut really so very hot?  I can't tell for sure how much of that clip is for real vs pretend.  There are indeed spicy almonds sold in bulk where I grocery shop, and I said "now are these really spicy, or is this one of those things where they say it's spicy, only it's only it's actually just mildly seasoned."  Needless to say my reaction was far more coughing and sputtering than anything else.  "That was a spicy almond!"   
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2010, 07:12:23 pm »
Smells, I would say a great deal of that clip was real, however my reactions to the hot peanut was all clowning.  The peanuts were spicy, but not uncomfortably so, and obviously I am not allergic to them.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #23 on: January 18, 2010, 12:26:18 am »
Quote from: pmcd9 on January 17, 2010, 07:12:23 pm
Smells, I would say a great deal of that clip was real, however my reactions to the hot peanut was all clowning.  The peanuts were spicy, but not uncomfortably so, and obviously I am not allergic to them.

what if you were allergic and now youre a really articulate zombie....?
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #24 on: January 18, 2010, 05:57:29 pm »
He's going to a lot of trouble to lull us into complacency isn't he?  One minute we feel safe and like we're having fun, the next minute, our skulls are open with all the goop getting sucked out like a lychee!
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #25 on: January 18, 2010, 06:06:03 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 18, 2010, 05:57:29 pm
He's going to a lot of trouble to lull us into complacency isn't he?  One minute we feel safe and like we're having fun, the next minute, our skulls are open with all the goop getting sucked out like a lychee!

i have a feeling the brains of this group are quite delicious.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #26 on: January 18, 2010, 06:13:32 pm »
Paul, the gourmet of the zoombie world, knows how to shop for the good produce.  He even farms us a bit, with the intellectual stimulation. 

The thing I'm worried about is:  will the catalog description of my brain in Dean and Deluca and Zombie be as complimentary as a prime cut of AW brain, or, you know, am I a lesser grade of brain?  What will the price point on my brain be?  Is it in line with JL?  I am insecure about the value of my brain on the open market.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #27 on: January 18, 2010, 06:17:16 pm »
Quote from: side_show on January 18, 2010, 06:13:32 pm
Paul, the gourmet of the zoombie world, knows how to shop for the good produce.  He even farms us a bit, with the intellectual stimulation. 

The thing I'm worried about is:  will the catalog description of my brain in Dean and Deluca and Zombie be as complimentary as a prime cut of AW brain, or, you know, am I a lesser grade of brain?  What will the price point on my brain be?  Is it in line with JL?  I am insecure about the value of my brain on the open market.

i have a feeling that its a 'to each his own'-type deal.  some people like white meat and some like dark.  some zombies like brains that come from people that live in red states and some people like brains that come from people that live in blue states.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #28 on: January 18, 2010, 08:18:16 pm »
The most exquisite brain is the left leaning brain living in a red state.
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Re: Happy Birthday, Delta Niner.
« Reply #29 on: January 18, 2010, 08:22:15 pm »
Dang, I'm toast.
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