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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2010, 04:33:23 pm »
Quote from: linnea on January 18, 2010, 08:53:02 pm
Man. Way to be a dick to a stranger, bobby.
I dont think they qualify as "strangers"
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2010, 08:34:40 pm »
Bobby was the kind of boy who pulled the girls' pigtails when he thought they were cute.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2010, 09:01:35 pm »
This is exactly like this really shitty sketch they did when I went to Second City. It was all like... "don't you hate people who use twitter! hahaha." It was very clearly written by someone who has never used twitter, and does not get how it works.

"how many twitter followers do you have?"
"oh, just my mom and a few of her friends."

Bad comedy really annoys me. Blegh. Especially because a lot of the jokes I didn't like in this show were along the lines of "HOW DARE YOU LIKE/CARE ABOUT SOMETHING I DON'T LIKE/CARE ABOUT!"
like there was one that was the same as the fuck-you friday about people asking you to fill out surveys on the street. Just say "no thanks" and keep walking, there is no need for rage here. these people are on my corner all the time and I just say "sorry, I'm late for class" and keep walking.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #33 on: January 19, 2010, 11:12:49 pm »
Yeah, 364 days of the year you do that.  But on a Fuck You Friday, you tell them what you really think.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #34 on: January 20, 2010, 12:02:28 am »
I never thought to ask before: is every Friday a Fuck You Friday, or is it only some Fridays?
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #35 on: January 20, 2010, 02:56:03 am »
Hey! (Wow, in my head, that just came out in the voice of Will Ferrell as Harry Carey.)  Hey!  What's the deal with locks on the doors of 24-hour convenience stores those little yellow stars that some people have under their names?
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #36 on: January 20, 2010, 03:55:23 am »
Quote from: bluemoon72 on January 20, 2010, 02:56:03 am
Hey!  What's the deal with locks on the doors of 24-hour convenience stores those little yellow stars that some people have under their names?
When you've earned the right to ask that question, the answer will reveal itself to you. You're not capable of understanding that knowledge right now.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #37 on: January 20, 2010, 04:11:07 am »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on January 20, 2010, 03:55:23 am
When you've earned the right to ask that question, the answer will reveal itself to you. You're not capable of understanding that knowledge right now.

Damn, I wish it were Friday.

Guess I'll just proclaim it Kiss My Ass Tuesday.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #38 on: January 20, 2010, 04:12:33 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 12:17:58 am
With the right attitude, any Friday can aspire to Fuck You status.
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #39 on: January 20, 2010, 04:42:28 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 12:17:58 am
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #40 on: January 20, 2010, 04:48:01 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 12:17:58 am
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #41 on: January 20, 2010, 05:06:04 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 12:17:58 am
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #42 on: January 20, 2010, 05:09:39 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on January 20, 2010, 12:17:58 am
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #43 on: January 20, 2010, 05:11:50 am »
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Re: 17th January 2010 - This comment has been blocked by a decent man
« Reply #44 on: January 20, 2010, 05:37:02 am »
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