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2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« on: January 19, 2010, 03:41:58 am »
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 03:50:41 am »
I was just about to wax poetic about the vacuum tubes in the mustaciometer, when I noticed the alt-text.  Well played, sir.
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 04:02:00 am »
Oh No!  A mustachiometer!
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 04:12:14 am »
i thought onstrad won the onomatopoeia award, but, "uncap" is pure fuck*ng genius.
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 04:33:19 am »
Onomatopoeia, every time I see ya, my senses tell me ... uncap?
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 04:34:59 am »
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 11:50:32 am »
Onstrad?
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 02:01:19 pm »
I desperately want to know what the 3 switches and 4 knobs do. The curiosity consumes me.
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 02:15:56 pm »
Quote from: Driscoll on January 19, 2010, 11:50:32 am
Onstrad?

This is what happens to people who don't think ahead about getting famous with a weird last name, Discroll.
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 03:04:16 pm »
Does this mean that there's a dedicated mustachiometer repair technician?  Because I would love to have his job.
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Re: 2010-01-18 Mustaciometer
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 03:23:41 pm »
Quote from: Driscoll on January 19, 2010, 11:50:32 am
Onstrad?

someone on assetbar misspelled his name in a comment and i think its a cool alternative
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