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Wombat, it's your birthday
« on: January 19, 2010, 03:36:04 pm »
Happy birthday to my favorite small mammal caretaker and creator of imaginary internet persons such as myself.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 03:37:55 pm »
Happiest of Birthdays, my dear Co-Emperor (Emperess?) of the Board.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 04:05:48 pm »
happy birthday!  get a sitter for puppies and break out the nitrous oxide!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2010, 04:06:36 pm »
The puggiest of birthdays to you, madam.  
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2010, 04:07:30 pm »
Happy Birthday!!!  Those were not age spots.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2010, 04:37:32 pm »


Happy Birthday lady!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2010, 04:47:13 pm »
conga rats, wombies, hope today treats you well \o/
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2010, 05:25:03 pm »
Happy Birthday, dear Wombat.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2010, 05:26:22 pm »
Happy Birthday Dear Wombat.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2010, 05:42:19 pm »
Happy birthday! Looks like the birthday gods gave you amazing weather today, so please do what I can't and enjoy it outside.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2010, 05:48:58 pm »
spring is a good time for fuck*ng. dear birthday, happy wombat.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2010, 06:07:15 pm »
Yay! Happy birthday!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2010, 09:00:11 pm »
Thanks all!

I am postponing my birthday dinner till the weekend - I always figure, if George Washington can move his birthday to whatever day is convenient, every American should have that right.
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2010, 09:13:19 pm »
happy birthday, wombat!
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Re: Wombat, it's your birthday
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2010, 10:39:34 pm »
Wombat:  a lady who will have her birthday when ever the hell she wants to.

Happy birthday.  I'm sad that you will starve tonight for the sake of the weekend.  At least eat a saltine or something, okay?
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