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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2010, 09:45:37 pm »
I wonder what it is in a straight guy that is attractive.  For that matter I'm not all that attracted on an emotional / psychological level to straight women...  maybe someone can explain...
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #31 on: January 24, 2010, 09:54:23 pm »
Quote from: Thomas Pain on January 24, 2010, 09:45:37 pm
I wonder what it is in a straight guy that is attractive. 

Depends on the guy.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2010, 10:07:02 pm »
I think that my inability to appreciate the male form is actually not so much some kind of homophobia but is rather, like, my own self-loathing and unhappiness with being a big fat fuck and projected it onto my entire gender. Only recently have I figured this out. Inside my brain, I am dashing and exotically good-looking, barrel-chested but handsome in like an Errol Flynn-early Superman kinda way.

And then I look in a mirror and see THIS guy.

So I'm pretty sure I project that on all the bewanged.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2010, 10:29:12 pm »
as for dudes, i can see why other dudes and women find them attractive.  i just dont share that attraction.  as far as im concerned, my c*ck all the c*ck i will ever need or want.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #34 on: January 24, 2010, 11:44:10 pm »
I've found guys attractive in the past but not on the basis of their looks, if that makes sense. There's an old Seinfeld line that likens the naked female form to a work of art and the male to a utilitarian jeep and I basically agree. Charisma though, I can dig that.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #35 on: January 25, 2010, 12:20:31 am »
wait.. what?

I could be... not physically attractive? ? ? damn.  I never thought of it that way.  But.. it could kinda make sense... you got this divergence between the sexes in physical appearance, but that isn't gonna automatically mean that their brains' respective hardwiring is gonna likewise diverge such that they find the other sex physically attractive.  It just makes sense to me that both sexes would both be wired to be attracted more to one gender or the other... it would be a lot of work to change that wiring as gender-specific traits evolved... more likely, the wiring was merely circumvented, but may still be there very much intact.

yeah I got to admit there ain't much to my body.  I'm 155lbs, 5'10", not very muscular.  Personally I don't go for muscular guys at all that generally turns me off, but maybe in moderation I could go for it... but I suppose if there was gonna be some male body type that was gonna be attractive, it would be kinda, built and all, as they say.

But I guess one thing that guys could have going for them would be the p3ni5.  It's certainly a distinctive appendage.  It certainly stands out.  Even if it's small, it's certainly got a kink factor going on there.  My p3ni5 is almost too awesome in that it almost is adequate substitute for the company of a woman.  So if I was a woman I certainly can see being attracted to my p3ni5. 

Last point - I see a double standard here.  Physical attractiveness figures in much more for straight guys than it does for straight women.  Ya know, a woman is willing to be attracted to me mostly on the basis of my personality, yet, in my search for a partner, I'm attracted to a range of body types, but if the woman doesn't fit in that range, then, it's just probably not gonna work for me.

And then I guess we could get into the question of... is there a correlation between body type and personality... and the answer, I believe, is yes... There was that study that was in the media a while back that found that people of similar weight classes tended to associate with one another more often than not.  That kinda tells you something.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #36 on: January 25, 2010, 12:32:57 am »
oh yeah, on that question of correlation between body types and personality, how about redheads, huh?  I mean, they is sexy sexy sexy.  I have a theory about why they're sexy.  It's got to do with their brain wiring.  their brains are wired different.  I don't know how exactly or what exact connections or short circuits are there that aren't there as much or at all in the rest of us, but there's got to be something there.

It would be fun to have a program that will generate life-like 3D people, where you can adjust the various parameters, sort of like the kits that police artists doing mug shots use, only for the whole body.  It'd be interesting to see what you come up with.  You could create in 3D space your ideal partner.  it's like, hell, you could even have your ideal partner have two p3ni5es if you wanted!!
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #37 on: January 25, 2010, 02:16:39 am »
Quote from: Thomas Pain on January 25, 2010, 12:20:31 am
... is there a correlation between body type and personality...

my eyes and genitals have this idea of what im looking for in a lady to spend time and effort on, and why i will spent time and effort on her.  my conscious mind has another idea.  im looking for someone who can make all of me happy/content.  not to mention, ive known for some time that the former idea is the one i should be less concerned with.  i think that the deepest love begins as an emotional attraction.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #38 on: January 25, 2010, 03:26:50 am »
Quote from: Thomas Pain on January 25, 2010, 12:32:57 am
how about redheads, huh?  I mean, they is sexy sexy sexy. 

Yes.  This is true.

Also, please feel free to use the word "c*ck" without self-censoring if you so desire.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #39 on: January 25, 2010, 01:06:25 pm »
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #40 on: January 25, 2010, 02:30:07 pm »
Put that back in your robot #####, Bobby. It's making the place smell fishy.
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #41 on: January 25, 2010, 06:02:02 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 25, 2010, 02:16:39 am
i think that the deepest love begins as an emotional attraction.

love... pfff....   

Quote from: AugustWest on January 25, 2010, 03:26:50 am
Also, please feel free to use the word "c*ck" without self-censoring if you so desire.

Is there some desire on the part of some to avoid saturating the environment with vulvarity?  If so, you'll all have to come right out and tell me because I don't pick up on hints (polite or otherwise) very well.

um, yeah but if I type a word knowing that it's going to get transformed into a more PG version of said word, isn't that effectively self-censoring?  Besides which, cock might well be more vulgar than p3n1s in many contexts.


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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #42 on: January 25, 2010, 06:23:08 pm »
Quote from: Thomas Pain on January 25, 2010, 06:02:02 pm
Besides which, cock might well be more vulgar than p3n1s in many contexts.


You think? 
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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #43 on: January 26, 2010, 04:44:24 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on January 24, 2010, 04:12:47 pm
Well...yeah. That's kind of the point, what with me being female and all -- it's nice to feel like I might have a chance.

This one is better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zo5LAqjEU_w

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Re: Are there any queers in the theater tonight?
« Reply #44 on: January 26, 2010, 02:39:00 pm »
Amber Benson, no thank you. Alyson Hannigan? Yes, please. Oh, for the love of heaven, yes.
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