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Re: iPad
« Reply #30 on: January 30, 2010, 10:04:10 pm »
Apple is crap.  But that's not my point.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #31 on: January 30, 2010, 10:13:30 pm »
hey t. pain, does steve jobs' c*ck taste good?
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Re: iPad
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2010, 12:09:28 am »
I come on here.  I try to have an intelligent conversation.  Listen I'm unemployed in the anti-thesis of the socialist state.  I don't have a lot in my life right now. I have two cats I have to worry about supporting.  I come on here for a few minutes to try to escape the madness of this world, to try to elevate myself a little bit, to try to contribute positively in some small way to the ebb and flow of ideas in this vast place we call cyberspace, and you all have to poke and jab and sneer and snarl and condescend and drag me down, and then you kick me.  If the Internet is cyberspace, then this place here is cybersuburbia, or cyberurbandecay, and you all are the hustlers and the winos and the crack pushers and the tenement slum lords who scuttle into the shadows like cockroaches when a broken out street light is repaired.  Oh well at least none of you are shoving chick webb tracts into my face. 
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Re: iPad
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2010, 12:29:38 am »
antithesis is one word, no hyphen. and you know where the door is.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2010, 01:21:58 am »
We have a door?  I thought this place was Hotel California.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2010, 01:39:22 am »
Quote from: Choop on January 31, 2010, 12:29:38 am
antithesis is one word, no hyphen. and you know where the door is.

oh come on.  humor me.  I was being humorful.

antithesis ... huh... that's like a fatal flaw in spellcheckers is that you can hyphenate pretty much any combination of words, e.g. spell-checkers, and they don't complain.

anti-thesis is kind of an interesting one, however.  Personally, I like to actually say it as "anti" "thesis" as if it's hyphenated.

saying it in it's one-word pronounciation, (sp?*) as if it's one word, you know, phonetically: [an ti thu sis] is like, inventing a new word, and it's kind of obscuring it's etymology.  Why make life more complicated than it needs to be. 

I mean, technically, I'm allowed to hyphenate combinations (sp?*) of words if I feel like it, right?

(*these words are being underlined by my spell checker and I don't wish to research their proper spelling at the moment)
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Re: iPad
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2010, 02:46:10 am »
no job AND 2 cats?  you poor guy!  how about a hug?
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Re: iPad
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2010, 02:53:52 am »
WHAT A LOAD OF ASHITE

NOT AS COMEFORTABLE TO AREAD AS A N EBOOK NOT AS SMAL AS IPHONE NOT AS GOOAD AS IPHONE.

FUCK YOU APPLE
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Re: iPad
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2010, 04:36:28 am »
drunk opinions sometimes are the most awesome ones.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2010, 07:15:40 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 31, 2010, 04:36:28 am
drunk opinions sometimes always are the most awesome ones.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2010, 07:28:38 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on January 31, 2010, 04:36:28 am
drunk opinions sometimes are the most awesome ones.

I think only sober people ever say this.

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no job AND 2 cats?  you poor guy!  how about a hug?

Indeed.  And not only that, I live in fuck*ng USA where over 50% of the population are smug assholes who vote against any sort of social welfare every chance they get.
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The iPad isnt even legal
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2010, 03:30:17 pm »
http://www.wired.com/epicenter/2010/01/wondering-why-you-cant-pre-order-the-ipad-it-isnt-legal-yet/
What the fuck apple? Can we officially call this the greatest tech flop yet?
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Re: iPad
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2010, 12:12:47 am »
Quote from: Thomas Pain on January 31, 2010, 07:28:38 am
I live in fuck*ng USA where over 50% of the population are smug assholes who vote against any sort of social welfare every chance they get.

if you want the government to wipe your ass, move to the E.U.
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Re: iPad
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2010, 12:17:40 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on February 01, 2010, 12:12:47 am
if you want the government to wipe your ass, move to the E.U.

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Re: iPad
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2010, 12:34:04 am »
Quote from: Drygioni on February 01, 2010, 12:17:40 am
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thanks for properly (i hope?) reading the sarcasm.
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