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Author Topic: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010  (Read 7032 times)

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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #15 on: February 01, 2010, 04:53:50 am »
Quote from: Cioran on February 01, 2010, 04:40:01 am
Why not let the rats eat.

Because then you get cats coming in to eat the rats and coyotes coming to eat the cats and before you know it you are standing on top of the compost heap fighting bears with a rake.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #16 on: February 01, 2010, 06:09:16 am »
Man, fuck not having an ego about shit. Fuck that to Hell.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2010, 06:30:21 am »
I'm pretty sure the correct title was "A poorly thought out phone call."  But I will defer to the wisdom of my betters.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2010, 06:33:11 am »
Quote from: oball on February 01, 2010, 04:53:50 am
Because then you get cats coming in to eat the rats and coyotes coming to eat the cats and before you know it you are standing on top of the compost heap fighting bears with a rake.

fuck yeah.  this.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2010, 08:32:14 am »
I'm down with y'all about compost but I'm amazed no one else has liked 'ultra-local micro-crops' yet.
That's just an excellent phrase.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2010, 02:03:46 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on February 01, 2010, 06:30:21 am
I'm pretty sure the correct title was "A poorly thought out phone call."  But I will defer to the wisdom of my betters.

Well, that wouldn't have distinguished it from probably almost every phone call Ray has ever made.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #21 on: February 01, 2010, 03:00:59 pm »
We've composted for years using the Smuckles/McRae plan.  No bears yet.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #22 on: February 01, 2010, 03:19:42 pm »
I felt bad for the dirt that got yelled at.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #23 on: February 01, 2010, 05:22:30 pm »
what we need now is a special compost heap for scared dirt.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #24 on: February 01, 2010, 06:15:07 pm »
Quote from: oball on February 01, 2010, 04:53:50 am
Because then you get cats coming in to eat the rats and coyotes coming to eat the cats and before you know it you are standing on top of the compost heap fighting bears with a rake.

I'm now picturing oball's pig avatar using a rake to sword fight with Steve from Daisy Own on top of a trash heap. Perhaps th sentient trash-heap from Fraggle Rock.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #25 on: February 01, 2010, 06:35:50 pm »
I just noticed on re-reading that there is a continues note.   :)
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #26 on: February 01, 2010, 06:58:01 pm »
Is it bad if your compost gets maggots?  Mine did and lordy it was gross ... but then a couple weeks later they were gone, but my yard didn't seem to have any more flies than usual at the height of summer, and they had turned a bunch of old fruit into nice black poop.  Which I thought was the point of the whole thing.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #27 on: February 02, 2010, 03:39:08 pm »
Yeah, my compost got hell of maggots this year, but it didn't seem to be a problem when dumping it on the garden in the late fall.

I am trying to stir that thing more often, and add more leaves.  But when it's ridiculously cold like it is right now, it's hard to motivate myself to go out back and dig in the compost bin.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #28 on: February 02, 2010, 03:42:09 pm »
im sure the baby fly worms are perfect for providing nutrients for dirt and plants.
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Re: They get all rotty. A fly has a baby. Dirt is born. Jan. 31 2010
« Reply #29 on: February 03, 2010, 10:34:26 pm »
I guess the main problem with having maggots was that our base-camp smelled like rotting flesh and maggots. this compost pile was serving over 100 people, so it got pretty rancid pretty fast when we weren't being careful about what we put in.
Which is kind of a problem when you are trying to teach kids that composting and gardening are fun.
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