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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« on: December 10, 2003, 07:08:48 pm »
A science-type question I'm sure we've all pondered at one point or another...
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2003, 07:11:22 pm »
Maybe he just wants to die in the worst way possible, so he can go be with Ray.  In hell.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2003, 07:12:12 pm »
But would he go to hell?  Or back to heaven with Molly?

If the former, what's he done since the last time he died that would qualify him for hell?

This one made me laugh out loud at my desk.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2003, 07:12:14 pm »
Beautiful.  *weeps*

I love Beef.  I love him so much.  

Any bets on whether or not Onstad will ever tie up the "Ray in Hell" storyline?
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2003, 07:14:13 pm »
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Maybe he just wants to die in the worst way possible, so he can go be with Ray.  In hell.


That's true, we haven't seen any of the emotional fallout among the other characters from Ray's Tofutti-Cutie-related death.  Nice one, Pedro!
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2003, 07:27:29 pm »
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I love Beef.  I love him so much.


You just knew he'd be on a first-name basis with the off-season Butterball hotline operator.

"All kinds of Cuervo". Awesome.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2003, 07:30:49 pm »
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But would he go to hell?  Or back to heaven with Molly?

If the former, what's he done since the last time he died that would qualify him for hell?


YOU CANNOT KILL YOURSELF THOUGH

YOU HAVE TO DIE FOR REAL
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2003, 08:47:08 pm »
It's a new twist on the old pissing on the third rail theme.  A laugh out loud funny twist I might add.

~Paul
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2003, 08:56:03 pm »
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YOU CANNOT KILL YOURSELF THOUGH

YOU HAVE TO DIE FOR REAL


And I was just about to bitch at you for capitalising all of that! Nice one.

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Any bets on whether or not Onstad will ever tie up the "Ray in Hell" storyline?


Probably. Although what with the knowledge of Beef not going to Heaven like that, he may end up with Ray.
But then maybe he was just intrigued and isn't going to try it.
Does he even know Ray's in Hell?
How long has Ray been in Hell and does time run relative to Achewood?
And... thanks to my friend I've forgotten the other one.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2003, 09:06:32 pm »
I haven't yet reached a conclusion on whether or not this one is happening concurrently with the Ray-in-Hell storyline or not.

Edit: What I wanted to ask, though, is how did Rose know Beef had been drinking all by himself?  Have they had conversations before?  Perhaps during a Thanksgiving-season 1-800 call?  Oh you know it.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2003, 09:12:21 pm »
I think the Butterball line just gets this kind of call a lot. You're drunk and alone staring into your fridge when the turkey wrapper calls to you.

This also applies to 867-5309
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2003, 09:48:13 pm »
I suck.  I didnt get it until I did a Google search.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2003, 09:58:14 pm »
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I suck.  I didnt get it until I did a Google search.


You don't suck, you're just too young to have ever had to cook your own turkey.  There's no suckiness in that.  And wait, aren't you in some other country where they might not even sell that brand of turkey?
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2003, 10:02:08 pm »
Nah, I meant the 867-5309.  But I still appreciate the affirmation of my non-suckiness.  


I might add that besides being youthful and canadian, I'm also vegan... so I really would have a right not to understand the turkey part as well.
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1-800-BUTTERBALL (10 Dec )
« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2003, 10:07:02 pm »
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And wait, aren't you in some other country where they might not even sell that brand of turkey?


What sort of complete and undiluted headfuck must rip through the foreign mind when they come across the word "Butterball" sans context? I wish I could unlearn my whole understanding of "Butterball" so that I can experience this for myself.
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