Nah man, it ain't like that. Today I just drove on the Pacific Coast Highway in my girls (who has never smoked crack or done coke, meth, heroin...any of that shit! Not even adderal!) new car. So like, yeah, as long as you don't pretend to be better than me while spending your time at coffee houses or judge me for doing drugs we would get along famously. Also I can introduce you to some cats.
Sometimes I think about that Eagles of Death Metal line, where he is all, I ain't been around cause I work for my money. That's what I have wanted to yell at every hipster in two states for a minute. I will say, LA (and probably New York?) hipsters are so much nicer than Denver hipsters. Like, Denver is large enough to have a hipster community, but small enough where it is real inclusive and weird. Here it is big enough that it is whatever and everyone can have their own opinions and shit.
Sorry...I was in the best band in Denver. For real. We got written about in multiple national reviews of the Denver scene as best punk/hipstery band. (This doesn't make us that good, hipster bands in Denver mainly suck ass.) The most popular hipster band was friends with us and dug us. Everyone else was playing some bullshit game we were not a part of. Because we had fuck*ng jobs. It made me jaded!! (Also we were actively antagonistic towards other hipsters....maybe our fault? But very whimsically antagonistic!)