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[wombat]

If just meeting people counts as a stalker moment I have had rather a lot of them: Jough, JL, Pedro, CortJstr, Carlos, Choop, Bobby, Mrs Bobby... am I leaving anyone out? Have I really never met August and Paul in real life? Do I count having Onstad sign my arm?

[littlefallsmets]

(the myspace of achewood)

This is the second best analogy I have heard to explain the assbar.

(The first is that the assbar is the Hunts Catsup of Achewood.)

[greenkoolayd]

take a number, rook

aint no thang, steve.

[pmcd9]

If just meeting people counts as a stalker moment I have had rather a lot of them: Jough, JL, Pedro, CortJstr, Carlos, Choop, Bobby, Mrs Bobby... am I leaving anyone out? Have I really never met August and Paul in real life? Do I count having Onstad sign my arm?

Maybe if I can get out to that Green Street Festival next year.

I've met August, Jorge Faberge, Miles and uh... really, is that it?  I thought there were more somehow.

[theinevitable]

First post: http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,2279.msg47977.html#msg47977 Not in this post, but... looking back makes me notice that I used to say funny things about achewood.

I found this board when I did a search for Achewood on google. I made a login and then somehow lost the password, and then registered again when I got a new email address, my senior year of high school. I think I was reading the threads all along, though?

first thread: http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,2328.msg49357.html#msg49357

first avatar: this one, but then I changed it to something else for a long time.

stalker moment: Hobot.

best moment: Um... I don't know?

lowest moment: remember all those times I made weird, intense posts about how girls make me sad. Also, remember how I still do that sometimes. Sorry, guys. If only you know how many of those I wrote and then deleted at the last minute because I sobered up enough/ calmed down enough to remember that no one has ever wanted to read that.

[AugustWest]

I've met Paul, Arkabee, Mr. Q and Inev.

[theinevitable]

yes, I was going to say, the only TOUAMB-er I have met is Mr. West.

Remember how I basically gave you a walking tour of a school you attended. What a goof.

[Choop]

i haven't met mrs.bobby but the beerskellar meet-up was cool, and mrs. choop was there. paul, i've driven through texas twice, but dinner in amarillo is not what i want to recall when we meet in person. there are a number of y'all i'd like to shake hands with.

[miles]

I've met Paul, and uh, that's it. But do you really need to meet anyone else?

No stalker moments for me ... or maybe there have been?

I'm not going to go through my posts to find the lows, but looking at my first post(s), I realize that I had this annoying habit of inserting the quote after the body of my post. And I'm sure I've been an asshole on more than several occasions.

As far as how I found the place, I think I was lurking at Dumbrella and joined TOUAMB in November 2003 after lurking a bit here.

I don't remember my first avatar, but I do remember getting chastised by side_show for one. In fact, I think I have the PM still:

Well, miles, you've really done it this time!  (kidding)

I'm very happy that you finally got an avatar, and I realize people ribbed you into getting one only recently, and though I do find it humorous, it basically turns the whole board into a not-safe-for-work situation.

I'm fully schooled in the story of Manneken Pis because my mother was adopted and raised by Belgian immigrants, and I have a warm place in my heart for it and even have a mini-statue of him at home, but really, I work at a children's theatre, and while everyone slacks to the point where no one cares if I'm on the board at work, I'm pretty sure someone will say something if they see me going to a site that has an image of a little boy pissing into an adult's mouth.  It's just not okay with some people, like the people in Florida mentioned in the Wikipedia entry, who now have mixed feelings about waffles. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manneken_Pis)

You finally got an avatar, and now, in my first duty as a moderator I'm asking you to change it.

Sorry dude.

side_show

As I recall it was an image of Manneken Pis on the outside of a public restroom in Berlin, and see, cleverly, a friend of mine was positioned under it, as if it were pissing into her mouth. Maybe that was the first?

First acheless thread, in which the protagonist demonstrates that he is a complete fucktard. I think that was the first one.

Best moment? I don't know. Probably cruising in this this bad motherfucker. But I remember that this exchange was fun. Because, you know, David Bowie. Also, collar-free shirts, and linguistics.

[jough]

How did you find the board: I created it with JL from the ashes of Dumbrella when douchebag wanted to take his ball and go home. He just forgot that the ball was ours.  This board is basically our retarded internet baby.

First post: Christ, I don't know. You can't look this shit up for yourselves? It was probably something banal and introductory. JL was the real den mother of the board. I just like, FTPed some files and made some graphics and stuff. Oh, and 'stad gave me permission to use some of the characters in a board logo, which was decent of him.

First non-Achewood strip thread started: I hope it was about lesbian pr0n, Jay-El, or some combination of the two.

First avatar: I think it was still this one.

Stalker moment: Let's face it, kids, there's nothing you can post on this board this isn't vaguely stalkerish.

Best moment: I think it was the "Suckin' Dick Got This Man" wedding invitation I made for JL.  Or really, just getting to know some of you.

Lowest moment: Forgetting that this thing was still going strong(er) without me.

Let's see, I've met Wombat, AugustWest (although apparently he doesn't remember), and Carlos DelVaca, which was somewhat recently and I have a photo somewhere that I haven't uploaded anywhere yet to prove it.

[pmcd9]

I've met Paul, Arkabee, Mr. Q and Inev.

You met the elusive MisterQueue.

[pmcd9]

i haven't met mrs.bobby but the beerskellar meet-up was cool, and mrs. choop was there. paul, i've driven through texas twice, but dinner in amarillo is not what i want to recall when we meet in person. there are a number of y'all i'd like to shake hands with.

I love you Choop, but I ain't driving to Amarillo to meet you, that's like a 10 hour drive from where I live.

[pmcd9]

Best moment? I don't know. Probably cruising in this this bad motherfucker.

Heh!  That was fun. Wish there were more people out that night for us to strafe.

[Choop]

miles i'm canning you for reminding me of so much good times.

jough i heard you lost like two hundred pounds and that you're cool and that i'm a dick. i know the last is true. let's meet up at some point. i still want to know how you pronounce it.

[littlefallsmets]

to pronounce it correctly he would have to rip out your tongue.