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Re: Moguls
« Reply #45 on: February 17, 2010, 02:07:57 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on February 17, 2010, 05:20:46 am
Why are there Mens and Womens curling?  Are the stones different weights?  If they were the same weight, would men have a quantifiable advantage? 

Because the Olympics hates intergender sports. Except non-sports with "dancing" in their names.
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #46 on: February 17, 2010, 06:50:48 pm »
Are there equestrian sports where men and women compete together?  Dressage or something?
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #47 on: February 17, 2010, 07:18:29 pm »
Yes, I think equestrian is the one thing where men and women compete together.
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #48 on: February 17, 2010, 07:34:30 pm »
Quote from: carlosdelvaca on February 17, 2010, 07:18:29 pm
Yes, I think equestrian is the one thing where men and women compete together.

equestrian, eh?
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« Reply #49 on: February 17, 2010, 08:53:00 pm »
I think I'm also pissed because these bullshit xtreme sports are getting major coverage at the expense of the other sports.

Also, I am becoming a figure skating fag.  That shit is intense.

Also, also, cross country skiers have really good physiques.  All those ladies have top shelf booties.
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #50 on: February 17, 2010, 09:11:19 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on February 17, 2010, 08:53:00 pm
top shelf booties.

I'm trying to determine how to parse this phrase.  Does it just mean "the best asses" (i.e. "top shelf" booties) or "the best asses which are shelf-like in form" (i.e. top "shelf booties").

Points to ponder.
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #51 on: February 17, 2010, 09:15:43 pm »
There is no wrong answer
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« Reply #52 on: February 17, 2010, 10:24:56 pm »
a bootie that can be used to store items upon is awfully "top shelf".

also, the lady speedskaters have goddess thighs.
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« Reply #53 on: February 17, 2010, 11:04:59 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on February 17, 2010, 10:24:56 pm
also, the lady speedskaters have goddess thighs.
Bonnie Blair's rig seems to be holding up well.

She appears to be among the unfortunate group of people who saddle their kids with ridiculous names.  Pictured with her is her daughter, Blair.

Really?
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« Reply #54 on: February 17, 2010, 11:16:51 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on February 17, 2010, 10:24:56 pm
a bootie that can be used to store items upon is awfully "top shelf".

also, the lady speedskaters have goddess thighs.

Women at Renaissance festivals have top shelf racks.
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« Reply #55 on: February 18, 2010, 12:09:16 am »
Quote from: jaydub on February 17, 2010, 11:04:59 pm
She appears to be among the unfortunate group of people who saddle their kids with ridiculous names.  Pictured with her is her daughter, Blair.

Giving a child the mother's maiden name is not at all uncommon.  My brother is thusly named.
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« Reply #56 on: February 18, 2010, 02:12:09 am »
Quote from: jaydub on February 17, 2010, 11:04:59 pm
Bonnie Blair's rig seems to be holding up well.

She appears to be among the unfortunate group of people who saddle their kids with ridiculous names.  Pictured with her is her daughter, Blair.

Really?

Yes. Not ridiculous at all, considering that the kids have their dad's last name, Cruikshank.
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Re: Moguls
« Reply #57 on: February 18, 2010, 02:13:21 am »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on February 17, 2010, 07:34:30 pm
equestrian, eh?

Aww, shit! That song is the jam!

Is that even a real phrase?
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« Reply #58 on: February 18, 2010, 02:31:21 am »
Okay, they are showing the women's downhill now and the American's are in the lead currently.  Damn, that Swiss skier totally ate it on that last jump.  I hope she's alright.
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« Reply #59 on: February 18, 2010, 02:36:49 am »
Quote from: jay-ell on February 18, 2010, 02:12:09 am
Yes. Not ridiculous at all, considering that the kids have their dad's last name, Cruikshank.

Well thank goodness they didn't do it the other way round.
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