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mayonnaise
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:57:59 pm »
Can we please give it up for mayonnaise people?  Add it to the dry - the turkey breast, the tuna, etc.  and you have a pleasure sandwich.  Or if you're like me, add it to almost anything eatable and the foodstuff tastes better. 

One of my favorites:  french fries with real, whole egg mayo and lots of pepper.  Is so good.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #1 on: February 18, 2010, 11:24:35 pm »
Mayo is my favorite salad dressing.  Salads are a treat with mayonnaise dressing.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #2 on: February 18, 2010, 11:26:31 pm »
Quote from: side_show on February 18, 2010, 10:57:59 pm
One of my favorites:  french fries with real, whole egg mayo and lots of pepper.  Is so good.

Something like this?
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #3 on: February 18, 2010, 11:31:52 pm »
The only time we have mayo in the house is when I go shopping.

I feel so alone :'(
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #4 on: February 19, 2010, 12:27:50 am »
Mayo is wonderful. Big fat chips and mayonnaise is absolutely fucktacular.

It also goes well with cheese on toast and giraffe fingers.

Absolutely wonderful.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 12:33:01 am »
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #6 on: February 19, 2010, 01:27:29 am »
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #7 on: February 19, 2010, 01:29:13 am »
Y'know what's better than mayonnaise?

Home made mayonnaise.

My grandmother used to make it pretty often, so now when I make it it's like tasty nostalgia time.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #8 on: February 19, 2010, 03:37:31 am »
Mayo on corn dogs FTW.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #9 on: February 19, 2010, 04:12:03 am »
I keep meaning to make my own mayo and keep not doing it. I suck so much. I even bought eggs last week for the first time in my life.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #10 on: February 19, 2010, 04:57:07 am »
Must I be the lone voice of opposition?  So be it.

Mayo is like putting pure fat on your sandwich.  Bleah.  Give me mustard any day.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #11 on: February 19, 2010, 05:01:19 am »
Quote from: CortJstr on February 19, 2010, 04:12:03 am
I even bought eggs last week for the first time in my life.

Really?
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #12 on: February 19, 2010, 05:06:38 am »
for me, ranch dressing is the new mayo.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #13 on: February 19, 2010, 05:22:21 am »
Quote from: miles on February 19, 2010, 05:01:19 am
Really?

Yup. In the past when I used eggs it was because my SO had purchased them and I was throwing one or two into some fried rice or something.
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Re: mayonnaise
« Reply #14 on: February 19, 2010, 07:21:40 am »
Mayo is the opposite of pizza.

Good mayo is great but, holy crap, bad mayo is fuck*ng awful.
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