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« Reply #30 on: December 12, 2003, 09:14:20 pm »
Congrats on your new Phillippe-hood, Slink.
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« Reply #31 on: December 12, 2003, 09:18:06 pm »
I totally didn't do #####.  *****, yes.  But #####, no.  

That was all Jough.  

I also am not responsible for the Phillipe rank.  But we've both been screwing with you, August.
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2003, 09:19:28 pm »
On second thought, I did do Phillipe.  How 'bout that.
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« Reply #33 on: December 12, 2003, 09:31:49 pm »
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But we've both been screwing with you, August.


Well, I guess THAT explains the soreness.
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« Reply #34 on: December 12, 2003, 10:00:23 pm »
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On second thought, I did do Phillipe.  How 'bout that.


Wait 'til I tell Ultra Peanut.
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« Reply #35 on: December 13, 2003, 01:17:37 am »
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On second thought, I did do Phillipe.  How 'bout that.

And you didn't even take pictures? For shame!

(I will leave the inevitable joke involving "here comes a special boy!" to someone less classy than myself.)
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« Reply #36 on: December 13, 2003, 01:30:31 am »
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(I will leave the inevitable joke involving "here comes a special boy!" to someone less classy than myself.)


I am simultaneously elated and disappointed that, hours after the initial post, that line never occurred to me. Of course, even if it had, it is common knowledge that I am the final arbiter of class* and wouldn't dream of connecting a lovably naïve otter and our tireless Führerin with the magical rainbow bridge of orgasms.

* Yes, despite the fact that I am the credited author of a thread entitled "Suckin' Dick Got This Man" - it's not like I'm gay

EDIT: DO I GET SOME SORT OF UMLAUT PRIZE OR WHAT
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« Reply #37 on: December 13, 2003, 01:48:09 am »
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EDIT: DO I GET SOME SORT OF UMLAUT PRIZE OR WHAT


For one? No. For to win it, you need to use three umlauts and at least one eszet.

Oh, and I am now actually tempted to buy a 'here comes a special boy' t shirt. Although I'd now have to explain something altogether more bizarre to the myriad onlookers...
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« Reply #38 on: December 13, 2003, 02:14:30 am »
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On second thought, I did do Phillipe.  How 'bout that.


Wait 'til I tell Ultra Peanut.


Oh, for goodness' sake.  He's five.  Five!

Also, an otter.  

Do you people think I have no standards?
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« Reply #39 on: December 13, 2003, 02:29:48 am »
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Do you people think I have no standards?


We're internet geeks! We post on a comic strip message board! Of course we have no standards. We're barely a social click above the people at http://www.comicscommunity.com/boards/frankcho and 411mania.com
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« Reply #40 on: December 13, 2003, 03:12:26 am »
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Oh, and I am now actually tempted to buy a 'here comes a special boy' t shirt. Although I'd now have to explain something altogether more bizarre to the myriad onlookers...

We've all got to suffer for our art. If I can do it, you can to -- after all, you're at least the right gender.
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« Reply #41 on: December 13, 2003, 04:20:37 am »
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If I can do it, you can to -- after all, you're at least the right gender.



GASP!

*agog!*


Oh, V. Oh, my dear V. That's such a shame. Looks like Zart wins.


And I had such high hopes.
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« Reply #42 on: December 13, 2003, 05:45:45 am »
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Looks like Zart wins.


SHUKKA SHUKKA SHUKKA

AH - AH - AH

BA DA DOOMP BA DA BUMP BA DA DUH NUNT DUH DUH

AFTER TWENTY-FIVE YEARS, INTELLIVISION IS THE WORD
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« Reply #43 on: December 13, 2003, 06:31:24 am »
It was a typo! I swear! A typo!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I am UNDONE...

Will I be redeemed if I type out the difference between "to," "two," and "too" repeatedly? What if I throw in a comparison of "their," "they're," and "there?" Will a brief proof of the "it's"/"its" postulate help? What if I split it off into another thread before the mods have to?!

My good Lord I'm desperate.
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« Reply #44 on: December 13, 2003, 07:09:32 am »
I am the mod here.


Zart, you lose two points for gloating. However, your perfect syllabic rhythm gains back the two points.

V, you've earned back your lost point in a separate post in a different thread in another forum here, so...

ITS BACK TWO A DEDD HEET

Touch gloves, get back to your corners.

*ding-ding*
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