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Author Topic: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15  (Read 1853 times)

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Bobby Isosceles

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Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« on: April 15, 2010, 10:58:13 am »

Nothing says DO YOUR TAXES like parental neglect. Unless they are REPLICANTS or spy doubles.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #1 on: April 15, 2010, 01:03:55 pm »

Sinister plots?  Imposters?

Hah.  Nothing's more terrifying than the drab, mundane existence Phillippe faces at his mother's house.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2010, 01:20:51 pm »

A blank pad that just says "Tic Tac Toe" at the top might not be the saddest thing but it might be the most pointless.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2010, 04:23:30 pm »

Well of course, he has to save something for later.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2010, 04:58:58 pm »

despite he remains 5 years old, philippe has matured a lot.  i remember a time when he would throw the most ginormous tantrum because of a simple thing, such as a misshapen pancake, a dissapointing dollar store gift, or being in a yucky mood at dinner time.  either that, or he remembers the behavior expected of him at home and has slid back into that mindframe.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2010, 05:07:03 pm »

Okay, now this strip is just mocking my Situation.
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Re: Jersey Splash-Casters: 2010-04-15
« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2010, 05:10:47 pm »

I could completely go for chocolate chip pancakes and bacon right now.  Straight up served on a faded plastic M.A.S.K. plate from Burger King.  Short glass of milk.

Not sure how the lunch room at work would react to that, though.
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