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One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« on: April 17, 2010, 12:10:54 pm »
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=04172010

OK, who wants to chip in to send Philippe back?
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2010, 02:55:47 pm »
This will be Onstad's new stream of revenue.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2010, 07:35:24 pm »
philippes mom is a dumb heifer.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2010, 10:48:33 pm »
I have to hand it to her, those ARE some pimpin' hats.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #4 on: April 18, 2010, 10:34:16 am »
It is as though the otter spent all of World War One dreaming of returning home and, upon his return, finds that war has changed him too much.

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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #5 on: April 18, 2010, 12:46:31 pm »
Quote from: Chump Change on April 17, 2010, 02:55:47 pm
This will be Onstad's new stream of revenue.

This gives me a horribly brilliant idea, which is that he should offer several directions for the plot to go and whichever gets more Paypal donations wins.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #6 on: April 18, 2010, 01:53:15 pm »
Like some twisted Choose Your Own Adventure:

If Philippe should stay with his mom, donate here.
If Philippe should be shipped back the Achewood, donate here.
If Philippe should go back to the Super Secret Ice Cream Shop, donate here.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #7 on: April 18, 2010, 04:45:00 pm »
Ash quietly refinances house...
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2010, 04:49:15 pm »
So would it be based on number of donations or the total value of the donations?
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2010, 04:38:26 am »
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #10 on: April 19, 2010, 10:29:27 am »
I find I these days somewhat prefer "trying too hard" Achewood to "not trying" Achewood.

Yours,  :-\
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2010, 05:59:05 pm »
I would have gone with 'MIKE Says: "Move Over"' for the thread title.

Do we still bicker about thread titles? Is that still cool to do?
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2010, 07:35:09 pm »
Quote from: Chump Change on April 20, 2010, 05:59:05 pm
Do we still bicker about thread titles? Is that still cool to do?

We haven't in a while.  I'm glad that you still care enough to bicker.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2010, 08:06:23 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on April 18, 2010, 04:49:15 pm
So would it be based on number of donations or the total value of the donations?

Total value, obviously. He's not going to make any money if he lets people win by donating one cent a hundred times.
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Re: One of those expensive coffee places where men go 4-17-10
« Reply #14 on: April 20, 2010, 11:25:15 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on April 20, 2010, 08:11:33 pm
By the way, pool party at my place on Friday, guys. Lotsa booze.

You're evenn further away than Gulf Shore Alabama and I don't like you nearly as much as I do Side Show.
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