If you read about some of the amazing shit Ricky Jay can do with cards, you'll quickly be singing another tune.
I think my basic problem is that when I see an entertainer do something unbe-motherfuck*ng-lievable, and I ask,"How in the hell did you do that?" I want the answer to be either 'practice' or 'physics'. I don't like the answers 'magic' and 'I tricked you'. This is why most pro-wrestling is more fun to me than most stage magic. I guess like most modern bands, if I see the good stuff I'll probably like it, but until then I'll keep my eyes on the lovely assistant.
Suspension of your disbelief is part of the entertainment process. There are people who are incapable of it and these are the sort of people who can only read Newspapers and Non-fiction. It's sad. What I'm starting to ponder is whether the 'suspension of disbelief' ability is along a continuum. For instance, could you watch Jurassic Park? Or did your knowledge that there are NO DINOSAURS ruin it for you....finding Nemo? CRAP! giraffe don't talk! And they don't love their offspring! etc, etc...Maybe I'm just, in general better at checking my brain at the door than other people.
The only time I can't lose myself in a story or movie or live show is when things don't fit right. Like, for instance, when something is set in Chicago and it's very obvious (to me, who lived there) that it is not Chicago. It sort of pisses me off and ruins it. (those of you who lived there - did you watch ER? I love when Dr Green was in a huge hurry to get to the Hospital from the airport....next thing you know, he jumps in a cab from O'Hare, heads NORTH on lakeshore drive from the McCormick Center, suddenly is in front of the TRIBUNE building, and jumps out of the cab. Covers the last three miles on foot in about 30 seconds, arriving at the white and red EMERGENCY sign (which, if you've been there, is on a totally different hospital than Cook County).
To paraphrase Family Guy, the chain goes:
Legitimate Theatre
Musical Theatre
Movies
Television
Mime
Stage Magic
The only form of entertainment lower than card tricks is streaking.
Mainstream puppetry would be my choice for last: I submit
Wayland Flowers and Madam and
Shari Lewis and Lambchop as my evidence. Ditto on the Shields and Yarnell comment although I could be persuaded to see Mummenschanz once just to see if it could be as weird and bad as it looked.