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« on: December 12, 2003, 08:12:22 pm »
Great.  Just great.  Now I'll feel guilty every time I hang up on a damn(ed) telemarketer.
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2003, 08:19:21 pm »
Not me.  They're calling from HELL for a reason, after all.

And it's not the 13th yet.
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2003, 08:20:11 pm »
Isn't it, Jough?  Isn't it?
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 08:27:18 pm »
Glad to see Phillippe is still the Phillippe we know and love.
I should answer the phone like "I am happy to talk to you!" and they would be all "..."
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2003, 08:46:42 pm »
Notice that in the 'old school' phone booth, Beef is dialing the numbers on the receiver itself.
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2003, 08:57:59 pm »
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Notice that in the 'old school' phone booth, Beef is dialing the numbers on the receiver itself.


Shhhh. He all straight up changed it when we said it was a Hershey not a Snickers!
And I adore this strip. Laughing out loud at it.
I just love the idea of some satanic voice filter for cold calling.
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2003, 09:01:03 pm »
How does one come by money in Hell, with which to buy KFC and deli sandwiches?  Especially just after arriving?
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2003, 09:02:35 pm »
BECAUSE
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2003, 09:02:39 pm »
Apparently, you can take it with you.  But the difference is that in heaven, you don't need it.
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2003, 09:04:37 pm »
Hell is chock full o' multinational corporations.  Hell is all about product placements and branding.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2003, 09:13:45 pm »
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How does one come by money in Hell, with which to buy KFC and deli sandwiches?  Especially just after arriving?


There's a roll of Benjamins in the Brat's glove compartment.
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2003, 10:04:05 pm »
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Hell is chock full o' multinational corporations.  Hell is all about product placements and branding.


Yes, and Pacific Bell is Hell's most preferred telecommunications provider.  And, I'm guessing, Onstad's least.
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2003, 10:21:29 pm »
Let alone the fact that capitalism seems pretty Satanic to me...
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2003, 11:26:52 pm »
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How does one come by money in Hell, with which to buy KFC and deli sandwiches?  Especially just after arriving?


That's the thing, the only way to make money is by working at those establishments. And you know customers in hell (especially demons and shit) don't care about keepin' the bathroom neat.

I'm guessing Beef had a couple bucks on him. I mean if he could bring the spew on his chin, why not?
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2003, 12:38:36 am »
Well, honestly, if Hell can give you a Brat and a lederhosen hat, a few bucks should be easy. Especially if PacBell's subsidizing this whole operation.
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