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Re: Aminals
« Reply #975 on: May 05, 2018, 08:40:24 pm »

I did but I didn’t realize how crazy kittens are!  Usually the ones that stayed at the shelter for more than a day or two were sick and, idk, I didn’t really pay attention to kittens.  I liked the cats and felt sorry for them so I spent more time with them.  I like cats!
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« Reply #976 on: May 05, 2018, 10:48:58 pm »

It's too bad you didn't get an adult cat, it's much easier to find homes for kittens than adult cats so it's kind of a waste. But kittens grow up to be cats, so hang in there.
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« Reply #977 on: May 13, 2018, 02:32:25 am »

It's about time goldgiraffe earned their keep.
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« Reply #978 on: May 17, 2018, 08:19:10 pm »

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/05/animals-cats-training-pets/?beta=true

but what if your cats are stupid and annoying, what then
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« Reply #979 on: May 17, 2018, 08:28:43 pm »

Almost all cats are stupid and annoying (except Janka of Sainted Memory). That's why I wrote the article, because the best we can do is use our brains to make sure we don't make it worse.
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« Reply #980 on: May 25, 2018, 09:43:39 pm »

I think you should name a goat after me. And I want all the stories of reactions when you tell people you have a goat named Wombat.
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« Reply #981 on: May 26, 2018, 03:15:01 pm »

Hey, does California have those businesses where people rent out goats to come eat weeds and brush? That should be your retirement gig.
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« Reply #982 on: May 27, 2018, 12:15:30 am »

A goat named Linda.
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« Reply #983 on: May 27, 2018, 01:12:51 am »

A goat named Linda.

nooo! that would be boring.
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« Reply #984 on: May 29, 2018, 07:26:46 pm »

Here's a guy who used to do 140 goats at a time but now says like 20 is better. Come on, you're going to have 20 goats any day now, they might as well earn their keep.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/theyre-kind-of-mesmerizing-these-nine-goats-draw-spectators-while-devouring-an-overgrown-maryland-park/2018/05/24/ecc6e6cc-5f54-11e8-a4a4-c070ef53f315_story.html?utm_term=.57edd37bb62e
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« Reply #985 on: May 30, 2018, 02:35:11 pm »

FUCK YEAH YOU GO GOATS
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« Reply #986 on: June 04, 2018, 04:43:18 am »

Also: wombat has been kiboshed, although I sold it hard from the humour angle.

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« Reply #987 on: June 07, 2018, 04:45:27 pm »

Name it after me and then murder it?
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« Reply #988 on: June 11, 2018, 11:08:31 pm »

That's lovely. And reassuringly less murderous.
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« Reply #989 on: June 12, 2018, 06:49:35 am »

There's always next season.
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