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Re: Aminals
« Reply #990 on: May 11, 2018, 03:16:02 pm »

Crossing some threads...

I mentioned I've been working my way through the Peaky Blinders show, well there's an affinity for hossracing with a main character and they had a little scene where he visited his thoroughbred's trainer and gave him shit for spending too much on deworming powder and told him the cheap gypsy solution.

Spring hit hard here last month and the bugs were dropping eggs into the hosss water trough and I was finding scads larva wrigglers.

So I tried the remedy that show reminded me of and bought four feeder goldgiraffe and dropped them into their new 70 gallon home.

Still got four gold giraffe a month later and don't have any kind of larva problem in the watering trough.

I like me a 50 cent fix.

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« Reply #991 on: May 13, 2018, 02:32:25 am »

It's about time goldgiraffe earned their keep.
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« Reply #992 on: May 17, 2018, 08:19:10 pm »

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2018/05/animals-cats-training-pets/?beta=true

but what if your cats are stupid and annoying, what then
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« Reply #993 on: May 17, 2018, 08:28:43 pm »

Almost all cats are stupid and annoying (except Janka of Sainted Memory). That's why I wrote the article, because the best we can do is use our brains to make sure we don't make it worse.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #994 on: May 18, 2018, 03:14:20 pm »

You want people to try and train the little monsters so they generate future content for you to write up, dontcha?

In other news, the yeller ones are food, the grey ones are laying hens:



The eating birds are two types, Cornish Crosses, which should grow like weeds, and Red Rangers, who'll take a couple weeks longer. Spreading them out will mean I don't have to kill and clean so many birds all at once.
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« Reply #995 on: May 21, 2018, 05:17:22 pm »

Rocky the Tortoise follows me around the yard constantly, inscrutably scrutinizing my every move.

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« Reply #996 on: Yesterday at 06:06:00 pm »

Mr. Crow decided to join the goats at meal time the other day. He brought his own dinner.

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« Reply #997 on: Today at 07:31:06 pm »

OK, since it's like Lay's potato chips (can't have just one) we're going to the breeder tomorrow and picking up Flower the LaMancha goat and her one year old half-sister.

Those of you requesting goat milk products, the half-sister will be ready to breed this November, so the availability schedule is moving up by 12 months.

I don't like the older goats current name (Gidget), so bring it, TOUAMBIE. What should we name a special (goat) girl?
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« Reply #998 on: Today at 09:43:39 pm »

I think you should name a goat after me. And I want all the stories of reactions when you tell people you have a goat named Wombat.
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