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« Reply #945 on: October 31, 2017, 12:17:17 pm »

That's a big difference. Same breed of pig?
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« Reply #946 on: November 07, 2017, 09:05:17 pm »

Thanksgiving is gonna be LIT
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« Reply #947 on: November 14, 2017, 12:14:21 am »

Just last night I made a paella that was supposed to be half chicken, half rabbit. But I wussed out and made it all with chicken. I'd have happily tried the rabbit but my kids (esp. the youngest) would have freaked out on me if they learned I was feeding them Flopsy and Mopsy.
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« Reply #948 on: November 19, 2017, 09:16:03 pm »

Finally heard a story that gives me a picture of my mom's parents as some straight up Immigrants Not Knowing The Ways of the Nation in the 60s.

They moved to the Boston area and couldn't find a suitable place to rent (they wanted a house and could only find apartments) so they found this cool setup with a rich WASP family. The family was going abroad for a year and wanted someone to live there and keep up the house/grounds.

On my grandpa's birthday they couldn't figure out what to make for a party (still not used to US grocery stores), and noticed some pheasants in the woods out back. So they threw corn on the ground, set up some little box traps, snapped some necks, and served roast pheasants for all. I'm just imagining some suburban Harvard Professor's Wife types when they put the pieces together about what these foreigners are feeding them and where it came from.

I often forget my grandpa grew up rural as fuck at basically the edge of the world.
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« Reply #949 on: November 20, 2017, 05:14:46 pm »

Damn, that's a good one right there.

Dan the Goat has a new friend named Neopolean. He's just weaned and has a rubber band around his nuts, so he's going to take a little work calming down. Now we have 88 days to get him up to 70 pounds for the county fair market show and auction.



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« Reply #950 on: November 20, 2017, 09:28:14 pm »

Is this goat for eating??
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« Reply #951 on: December 01, 2017, 03:37:08 pm »

Friend at work: Hey, I have a turkey fryer, y'know, pot, liner, burner and all. Do you want it?

Holiday music to my ears.
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