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Re: Aminals
« Reply #60 on: August 20, 2010, 08:46:24 pm »


Guess you're going to have to click for bigger, having issues with the resizing.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #61 on: August 21, 2010, 03:55:42 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 20, 2010, 05:34:09 pm
Meet the sloths.
that sloth at the end was The Most Adorable Thing.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #62 on: August 21, 2010, 05:41:34 pm »
the favorite among my pals is the one who grabs the teddy bear thing, and then falls over.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #63 on: August 23, 2010, 04:45:25 pm »
Quote from: Arachno-capitalist on August 21, 2010, 03:55:42 pm
that sloth at the end was The Most Adorable Thing.
That was Supreme Munificence Karma Sloth, recently back from a pilgrimage to Tibet.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #64 on: August 23, 2010, 05:41:22 pm »
a lot of them remind me of star wars, for some reason.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #65 on: August 25, 2010, 02:24:01 am »
OMG SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME MR. Q IS BEHIND THIS SITE

http://hungoverowls.tumblr.com/
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #66 on: August 25, 2010, 03:38:59 am »
holy shit that wins the linkdump award of the week (prize is one tcodp)
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« Reply #67 on: September 26, 2010, 04:40:51 pm »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #68 on: September 26, 2010, 04:48:08 pm »
And marsupial tapirs!
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #69 on: September 26, 2010, 07:21:58 pm »
You know how polar bears cover their nose with a paw, because they have black noses? How does the polar bear know his nose is black (did he see other polar bears with black noses and then assume he also has a black nose? Or see and understand a reflection in water?) and then reason it out that if only he would hide his nose, he would be invisible while he is hunting because the rest of him is white and blends in with the snow around him? That seems like a lot of thinking for a polar bear.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #70 on: September 26, 2010, 08:09:42 pm »
Probably watch a parent or clan mate do it.

It's ok to call polar bears a clan, right?
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« Reply #71 on: September 26, 2010, 09:21:47 pm »
Well yeah, generation to generation I get it, but who was the innovative thoughtful bear who realized what was up, how did he or she figure it out? I want that bear on my product development team. Get me that bear on the phone. The nose covering bear.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #72 on: September 26, 2010, 10:04:04 pm »
maybe they started noticing that the ones who covered their noses didnt get spotted, and it caught on from there.  there are trendy polar bears, just like there are trendy people.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #73 on: September 26, 2010, 10:23:56 pm »
I hate to burst your bubble, but:

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Contrary to a legend among native hunters, polar bears do not cover their black noses while lying in wait for seals. Canadian biologist Ian Stirling, who has spent several thousand hours watching polar bears hunt, has never seen this behavior. Nor have other scientists.

http://www.polarbearsinternational.org/polar-bears/bear-essentials-polar-style/myths-and-misconceptions
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« Reply #74 on: September 27, 2010, 01:28:01 am »
Ok so my first instinct was right, that IS too much thinking for a polar bear.
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