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Re: Aminals
« Reply #555 on: May 29, 2014, 01:16:53 pm »
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« Reply #556 on: May 29, 2014, 01:30:44 pm »
Lileks got a puppy!

If that means nothing to you, it's OK, just move along.
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« Reply #557 on: May 30, 2014, 04:27:47 am »
Clearly he's building scaffolding so he can reach that last row of tiles at the top.
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« Reply #558 on: May 30, 2014, 04:38:38 am »
That chain is in a dangerous position.
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« Reply #559 on: June 02, 2014, 06:57:29 pm »
I guess I still haven't forgiven him for calling me a traitor.
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« Reply #560 on: June 02, 2014, 07:49:42 pm »
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I guess I still haven't forgiven him for calling me a traitor.

Wait, what?
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« Reply #561 on: June 02, 2014, 08:15:41 pm »
IIRC correctly, Lileks was of the opinion that if you didn't support the Iraq War and waterboarding then you were in favor of the terrists taking over Merica.
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« Reply #562 on: June 04, 2014, 05:55:42 am »
Which one am I?
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« Reply #563 on: June 06, 2014, 08:13:39 pm »
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« Reply #564 on: June 18, 2014, 08:39:06 pm »
> working from home
> on a conference call
> quaker parrot mating season
> quaker parrot starts loudly masturbating
> mfw

 
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #565 on: June 18, 2014, 09:47:19 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 18, 2014, 09:37:47 pm
So how long does fuck*ng season last for those dudes? Are you just gonna have to pencil in an annual month of horny parrot times shenanigans?

For the quaker: breeding season seems to vary by climate, and location. Generally, Mid-Fall to Early-Spring. Breeding season lasts about 6-10 weeks.

For the macaw: first half of the year but especially summer.
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« Reply #566 on: June 18, 2014, 10:04:21 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on June 18, 2014, 09:54:26 pm
Jesus-fuck, get that thing a Real_Parrot_Doll or some-such.

Too much masturbation causes egg laying which leads to calcium deficiency. Last year Scooter (the Macaw) lay 23 eggs. This is atypical.
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« Reply #567 on: June 18, 2014, 11:05:14 pm »
Cloacal prolapse is extremely deadly even if caught and treated immediately.

Conversely, interrupting egg formation is also bad, and causes sepsis. Parrots aren't like chickens, which are extremely distantly related and who suffer temporary but recoverable strokes from the sudden influx of cholesterol from resorbed eggs.
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« Reply #568 on: June 18, 2014, 11:16:03 pm »
I'm disturbed that none of the people I've interviewed about parrots ever mentioned that they are such perverts. What else are my sources hiding?
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« Reply #569 on: June 19, 2014, 12:12:47 am »
My parakeet engaged in epic bouts of self-love.  All staring into the mirror - no doubt thinking, "You're a dirty, dirty girl" and leering.  Never laid any eggs though.
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