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Re: Aminals
« Reply #750 on: February 16, 2016, 04:34:26 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 16, 2016, 12:39:39 am
18 years isn't too old, he should be delicious.

With enough time on the smoker...
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« Reply #751 on: February 16, 2016, 05:53:28 pm »
But what else did they have to give you in return, after all?
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« Reply #752 on: February 16, 2016, 06:59:24 pm »
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« Reply #753 on: February 16, 2016, 07:29:18 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 16, 2016, 05:19:39 pm
It's hot as baals (90d) here

Just wearing my athletic shorts to the Russian book store this fine morning!  This, this right here, is why I moved here.
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« Reply #754 on: February 18, 2016, 12:05:08 am »
So how many hundreds of eggs you have to get before you break even?
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #755 on: February 18, 2016, 07:01:59 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 18, 2016, 04:31:31 am
With the prices on eggs and our usage, ROI kicks in sometime in 2025.

You probably won't be allowed to sell them, but you can give them away to your friends and neighbors.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #756 on: February 22, 2016, 07:05:37 pm »
With that look in his eye, probably best to keep it out of stomping range.  And keep a candy cane in your pocket for the next time you get yourself in stomping range.
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« Reply #757 on: February 23, 2016, 02:45:34 am »
Are you trying to get that car stomped?
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« Reply #758 on: February 23, 2016, 02:51:28 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on February 18, 2016, 05:15:03 pm
So, after 16 months I start seeing a monthly return of $31 on my investment in infrastructure and chattel.

Don't know how the rules are around your parts, but you probably can't sell eggs, but you might be able to barter them. If you have 6 productive hens you're going to have way more eggs than you and your family can eat on your own. You'll need an outlet for those extras. Encourage your neighbor to get a milk cow. Ha ha...
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« Reply #759 on: February 25, 2016, 07:09:40 pm »
Fuck you Californians and your trees already flowering.

Crepe myrtles don't bloom till midsummer here, they start this early there?
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« Reply #760 on: February 27, 2016, 08:26:59 pm »
Nooooo... Not the Mango tree.
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« Reply #761 on: March 01, 2016, 12:21:36 am »
I had to mow my lawn front weed patch for the first time this year.  The anti-watering laws killed off most of the grass.  Well, not watering killed them, but I wasn't going to risk a fine for a patch of non-native, thirsty plants.
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« Reply #762 on: March 18, 2016, 08:30:32 pm »
Ash's new way of deleting old posts is getting a little unsettling.
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« Reply #763 on: April 07, 2016, 05:05:29 am »
The family that hosss around together stays together or something like that.
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« Reply #764 on: April 08, 2016, 12:11:35 pm »
The missus found a 4-H summer riding camp for the youngest that sounded great. Cheap, too.

"Do they have the hosss, or are you supposed to bring your own?" I asked.

It's BYOH. Ash, can we borrow one of yours for a week in August?
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