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Re: Aminals
« Reply #810 on: August 15, 2016, 10:30:11 pm »
Who you calling large and pudgy?!
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« Reply #811 on: August 16, 2016, 12:35:24 am »
Oops.
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« Reply #812 on: August 19, 2016, 06:31:42 pm »
Nothing to do with birds in particular, but the guinea pig has taken to loudly demanding fresh vegetables right around bedtime.  She won't stop ..chirping(?)... until the appropriate sacrifice has been made.  Considering she spends as much time as possible in hiding, this seems like a poorly negotiated relationship on my part.
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« Reply #813 on: August 20, 2016, 01:11:59 am »
I'm gonna picture you more like this:

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« Reply #814 on: August 22, 2016, 08:31:14 pm »
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« Reply #815 on: August 23, 2016, 12:05:41 am »
Teeth, claws, a bad attitude, and one must beware of their sizeable rump, apparently.
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« Reply #816 on: August 23, 2016, 03:08:48 am »
Quote from: jaydub on August 23, 2016, 12:05:41 am
Teeth, claws, a bad attitude, and one must beware of their sizeable rump, apparently.

Them other marsupials can't deny.
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« Reply #817 on: September 01, 2016, 11:13:47 pm »
Are these going to be the wretched-looking vanilla-white-and-pink things the regular turkey farms churn out, or the artisinal such as heirloom gobblers that make up 99% of Thanksgiving cutout decorations?
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« Reply #818 on: September 04, 2016, 10:49:21 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 01, 2016, 11:29:36 pm
BTW: they cost me $12 total and eat the same grow feed as the chickens. I'm hoping for cheap and delicious here.

I know you're into the whole joy of growing your own thing, but your birds aren't really that cheap. I usually pay as little as .39 a pound 'round Thanksgiving time. One in the oven for right now, one in the refrigerator for the following week and three fit comfortably in the freezer for throughout the rest of the year. I still have one left from last season.
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« Reply #819 on: September 05, 2016, 05:40:06 pm »
I've been living with cats in the last two places I've been... damn, cats are awesome. I wish they didn't make me sneeze all day every day.

The current guy is a chubby little moron. He just follows me around all day and sits 1 foot away from me.
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« Reply #820 on: September 06, 2016, 01:40:14 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on September 05, 2016, 03:55:32 pm
I'm not in this to make money, Paul. I'm in this to gently whisper "Yum Yum in my tum tum" in a turkeys ear hole right before I pop his head offa his neck.

And that, my sick friend, is priceless.
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« Reply #821 on: September 09, 2016, 04:55:35 pm »
Those turkeys didn't need no stinking presidential pardon. Those turkeys pardoned themselves.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #822 on: September 09, 2016, 06:29:30 pm »
Give 'em hell, little turkeys, wherever you are.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #823 on: September 27, 2016, 04:54:01 pm »
Get out the axe and grinding wheel.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #824 on: September 27, 2016, 05:18:43 pm »
Said bye to the cat I had been living with, walked outside and saw a stray cat straight-up MURDER a pigeon. North Philly is rough place.
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