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Re: Aminals
« Reply #825 on: September 27, 2016, 09:57:40 pm »
yeah, he was a stray cat before they adopted him from a shelter. He is now the laziest fattest little guy, but we joked about his previous life on the street. all bragging about how many pigeons he took down in his day, which devolves into mumbling, then falling asleep before he finishes the story.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #826 on: September 30, 2016, 03:30:49 pm »
Stupid deer.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #827 on: October 01, 2016, 05:43:18 am »
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Said bye to the cat I had been living with, walked outside and saw a stray cat straight-up MURDER a pigeon. North Philly is rough place.

I want this cat.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #828 on: October 14, 2016, 01:03:33 am »
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #829 on: October 15, 2016, 05:16:52 pm »
Car must have hit something and the dogs could smell it.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #830 on: October 17, 2016, 07:36:46 pm »
I like the idea of waxing your car with a ham.  Very Looney-toons.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #831 on: October 21, 2016, 01:35:07 am »
I wanna see one of your home-grown eggs fried up next to a store-bought egg. Compare the shades of yellow in the yolks.
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« Reply #832 on: October 21, 2016, 10:49:28 pm »
I've noticed the same.  My family eats fried egg bagel sandwiches for breakfast and the backyard eggs definitely stand out.  Cracking the eggs is interesting too.  They have much harder, thicker shells than store-bought, and they actually crack instead of crush/shatter.  Very easy to one-hand them without getting shell bits in the skillet or having a finger break into the egg halfway through the process.
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« Reply #833 on: October 22, 2016, 01:43:26 am »
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They have much harder, thicker shells than store-bought, and they actually crack instead of crush/shatter.  Very easy to one-hand them without getting shell bits in the skillet or having a finger break into the egg halfway through the process.

I've noticed that egg shells are more brittle than I remember. I was thinking it was me losing dexterity or something.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #834 on: October 26, 2016, 01:52:32 am »
Can confirm.

When I was a little one my grandfather had a pot bellied pig as a pet.  He like followed him around and stuff.

Within two years it became food.

Now...my grandad was by all accounts a piece of shit in a lot of ways, but...
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #835 on: October 31, 2016, 07:08:50 pm »
Okie's gonna be pissed when you eat that dude.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #836 on: November 04, 2016, 07:53:59 am »
Quote from: Asherdan on November 01, 2016, 04:19:41 pm
PROTIP: when you go to scratch an oinker on the snout and she tries to food-test your hand/fingers take any free digit and shove it into a nostril like your mining for gold. The face they make as they eject your appendage(s) from their orifice is outstanding.

We need you to provide some visual proof of this.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #837 on: November 05, 2016, 01:51:52 am »
you can pick your friends, and you can pick your pig, but you can't pick your pig's... no, I guess you can if you want.
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Re: Aminals
« Reply #838 on: November 07, 2016, 05:40:23 pm »
Ugh.
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« Reply #839 on: November 07, 2016, 05:52:32 pm »
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you can pick your friends, and you can pick your pig, but you can't pick your pig's... no, I guess you can if you want.

Totally bungled this.

It's: you can pick your nose, and you can pick your pig, but you can't pick your pig's... no, I guess you can if you want.
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