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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #120 on: August 31, 2010, 02:52:29 pm »
It hovered around 104 F multiple times in July and Aug, and it'll get down to -22 F or lower in four months.  I like the marked changes of season, but I'd take 104 F over -22 F any day.

PS - nice pool Ash.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #121 on: September 01, 2010, 05:16:37 pm »
I wish I had a spot for a pool. We may someday have a hot tub.

It got up to the mid 90s this year, but in general the summer here kind of sucked and appears to be over now.

Also: nice pool, A.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #122 on: September 01, 2010, 05:26:16 pm »
On the positive tip, we saw Crowded House, Toad the Wet Sprocket (again), Misfits (again - sorry, Wombles), Buzzcocks (holy crap that was an awesome show) and the Dead Weather. Also we went on a cruise.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #123 on: September 01, 2010, 05:48:18 pm »
We flew down to Miami and hung out there for a day or two (a place I would not like to live) and then cruised to the Bahamas for four days, then back for another couple days in Miami. Just a touch rainy, but a lot of fun.

I should mention that at the Buzzcocks show I got to do something I never thought I'd have the opportunity to do: headbutt a blind guy.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #124 on: September 01, 2010, 05:50:55 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush drinks (a lot) on September 01, 2010, 05:48:18 pm
...I got to do something I never thought I'd have the opportunity to do: headbutt a blind guy.

[[flabbergasted]]
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #125 on: September 01, 2010, 06:11:47 pm »
Live the dream, Nabu.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #126 on: September 01, 2010, 08:49:55 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on September 01, 2010, 05:48:18 pm
I should mention that at the Buzzcocks show I got to do something I never thought I'd have the opportunity to do: headbutt a blind guy.

Oh man... there have been a few things I have done for a blind guy that I never thought I would.  I think I mentioned once upon a time, how I briefly worked at a porn video store and chose porn for a blind guy, but beyond that, there was an outage of my time here when I worked in HIV care and some disturbing interactons with a different blind guy. I could tell tails.  They are of "the saddest thing" variety.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #127 on: September 01, 2010, 11:29:02 pm »
I'm a bit surprised I didn't just go to like -13,000 cans.

To be fair, it was a crazy slapstick kind of headbutt. I was trying to help him look for his jacket which he'd left under a chair, and we both leaned over at the same time and I clocked him in the eyebrow. He had a look on his face like "this is all I fuck*ng need". I thought it was pretty funny.

And by look for I mean look for in my case and grope for in his.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #128 on: September 01, 2010, 11:34:10 pm »
What does a blind guy do with porn?  Listen to the moans?
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #129 on: September 02, 2010, 02:07:37 am »
He goes to porn stores to hear the cashier girl talk to him about porn.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #130 on: September 02, 2010, 01:18:13 pm »
Quote from: jaydub on September 01, 2010, 11:34:10 pm
What does a blind guy do with porn?  Listen to the moans?

My thoughts exactly.  "Super Screamers #7."
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #131 on: September 02, 2010, 07:30:46 pm »
No he was into DP/anal, or this is what the store owner's mail-order Russian bride told me when she was training me anyway.  I'm pretty sure renting them was a part of the deal for him though.  He was apologetic and told me he was a "bad man" for renting them, and 17 year old me was like " no... you're... um... not, I guess... That will be $12.89."  At the time, I didn't know what DP was by the way - I mean I figured it out by the pictures on the cases, but even then I didn't know it was... at the same time.  This was back before the internet was a serious thing.  An innocent time before Napster and such.

This is a thing that happened, in real life. It still baffles me.

Oh, man.  Napster.  What a throw-back.
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Re: Fuck summer
« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2010, 02:46:21 am »
How many blind men does it take to find DP pornography on the internet?
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Re: Fuck summer
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« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2010, 03:09:35 am »
Or this:
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