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9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« on: July 09, 2010, 12:43:10 pm »
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I don't think synod means whatever Onstad thinks it means, because the metaphor doesn't work.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2010, 12:57:08 pm »
Daggone.  That is one well-endowed...   cat?  alive stuffed animal?  mutant ocelot? 

Whatever he is, at this pace we should have some resolution to this arc in 2013.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2010, 01:05:01 pm »
And 'stad said he'd never give the furries something to whack off to!

Does anyone else read T's 'Umph' as 'may as well'?
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2010, 03:03:15 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 09, 2010, 02:13:15 pm
I guess since I've been prattling about Teodore and latent homosexual tendencies for years I'm not surprised he grabbed him some Johnson.

Did he?  I didn't think the strip made it clear.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2010, 03:10:14 pm »
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2010, 04:17:54 pm »
OK, never mind the party where he cooks us recipes from the cookbook, does anyone else think he has lost his mind and needs an intervention?
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2010, 04:41:09 pm »
I just think he's working out some issues.  Hope the wife is handling it okay.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2010, 06:01:32 pm »
This seems as good a place as any for the following pic from failblog.org

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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2010, 06:23:38 pm »
the alt-text made me cackle out loud.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2010, 06:41:48 pm »
So is this guy's wang the instrument through which God appoints leadership of the gay Israelites?
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2010, 06:42:05 pm »
It is unlikely T is exploring his sexuality here, even if he indeed touched a dong. I think he is smart enough to be making a play for his own survival and this is part of a plan.
I'm left wondering what the deal is with the lock. The lock is a Chekhov's gun at this point and it will come in to play soon enough.
As to the author's state of mind, this isn't any weirder than the mexican magical arc. This is classic Onstad.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2010, 07:20:31 pm »
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It is unlikely T is exploring his sexuality here, even if he indeed touched a dong. I think he is smart enough to be making a play for his own survival and this is part of a plan.

I like the idea that the first proactive thing T will have done in his entire life is... sucking on some ding dong.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2010, 07:53:19 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 09, 2010, 07:12:18 pm
I wonder if you can pick a lock with some barbed cat cack.
You know, I restrained myself from saying that.
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Acap: I was thirsty one day and I sat down. A year later, Jack's was built around me and thirst is a recurring thing.

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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2010, 10:07:08 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 09, 2010, 07:12:18 pm
I wonder if you can pick a lock with some barbed cat cack.

hody shit.  that is basically T's way out, dogg.
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Re: 9 July 2010 - The gay man reveals his dong
« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2010, 10:17:20 pm »
Quote from: Asherdan on July 09, 2010, 10:15:18 pm
I mean we've all seen Teodore's teddy bear thing.

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