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@achewood "One of Your Shoes is By the Dog Food: A Tale of Things Not Worth Mentioning During Married Life," is out in September on Harper-Doubleday.

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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #135 on: July 21, 2010, 12:45:25 am »
Any hot dog with ketchup is "child style".

That's it.

Many many many people in the real world have agreed with me on this.

By whatever measure it is where you stop being a child and become a teenager or whatever, you stop taking ketchup on a hot dog.

This is important.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #136 on: July 21, 2010, 01:08:31 am »
I haven't eaten meat in five years, but, when it comes to hotdogs, you can put anything yer heart desires on there and still be an adult.  Quality sausages are different, but just a shitty old hot dog?  Who cares?  Make this is an east coast thing, what with yer quality hebrew hot dogs?
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #137 on: July 21, 2010, 01:08:41 am »
I'm with LFM on this one.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #138 on: July 21, 2010, 01:29:11 am »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 21, 2010, 12:45:25 am
Any hot dog with ketchup is "child style".

That's it.

Many many many people in the real world have agreed with me on this.

By whatever measure it is where you stop being a child and become a teenager or whatever, you stop taking ketchup on a hot dog.

This is important.

I think you've hit the nail on the head, sir.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #139 on: July 21, 2010, 01:42:16 am »
This is not to say that I do not believe in doing crazy shit with hot dogs. I lived in Los Angeles for a fifth of my life. I understand that some people wanna do big crazy shit with their hot dogs because it is a way to gourmetize a fundamentally affordable and fun foodstuff. That's fine if that's your thing. It ain't mine but do what you dig...

Except ketchup.

I basically have two prefered modes of 'dog, Home and Ballpark.

Home: brown mustard, nothing else. Ballpark: yellow mustard, diced onions.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #140 on: July 21, 2010, 02:28:51 am »
I basically like every variety of hotdog.  They are all good.

I'm even not opposed to ketchup on a hotdog.  Hell, I'd even choose ketchup over mayonnaise, so it's not that terrible of an idea.  Mustard is almost always the way to go of course, but I'll happily settle for ketchup.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #141 on: July 21, 2010, 02:31:17 am »
Mayo on a hotdog sounds gross, yeah, but I'd at least listen to the arguement.

Unlike 'chup.

Unless you're five.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #142 on: July 21, 2010, 07:20:17 am »
i like ketchup on almost everything that anyone puts ketchup on.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #143 on: July 21, 2010, 09:01:24 am »
it's OK, he is just trying to find a developmental milestone that isn't "you are a grown-up when you stop liking guns and roses."
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #144 on: July 21, 2010, 10:56:16 am »
I don't wanna sound like a dick, too, but all ketchup tastes the same and I hardly use it on anything anymore.  Been there done that, amirite?  Give me an interesting mustard I've never tried before, please.  On a burger, I'll take some Sweet Baby Ray's, or a kind of hot sauce I haven't tasted yet.  Ketchup is old news and I go to the ends of the earth just to try something new.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #145 on: July 21, 2010, 01:15:43 pm »
Quote from: *****_god on July 21, 2010, 10:56:16 am
On a burger, I'll take some Sweet Baby Ray's,

That shit tastes like ketchup.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #146 on: July 21, 2010, 01:29:14 pm »
What Ash said.  I don't always get a hot dog at the ballpark, but when I do, I put ketchup, mustard and onions on it.  Fuck all y'all if you don't like it.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #147 on: July 21, 2010, 01:50:52 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on July 21, 2010, 01:29:14 pm
What Ash said.  I don't always get a hot dog at the ballpark, but when I do, I put ketchup, mustard and onions on it.  Fuck all y'all if you don't like it.

Damn right.  I'll eat my hot dog with chocolate syrup and shards of glass -- JUST LIKE MY DADDY DID!!! You effete intellectual hot dog nazis trying to tell people what they can and can't eat.  It's downright UNAMERICAN!!!  Commies.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #148 on: July 21, 2010, 01:55:40 pm »
So are we broadening this discussion to starch food surrounding proteins?  Or maybe just street foods?

If so, I must add that a falafel pita is rad.  With all that garlic sauce up in there?  Yeah.  That's the shit man. 

Then again, I've had some rough falafels in my day:  there are good falafels (crispy outside, tender inside, not dry as hell) and bad falafels (hard, dry/powdery, overspiced).

Falafels.  They are a thing worth considering.
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Re: Tacos!
« Reply #149 on: July 21, 2010, 02:00:54 pm »
Quote from: AugustWest on July 21, 2010, 01:50:52 pm
Damn right.  I'll eat my hot dog with chocolate syrup and shards of glass -- JUST LIKE MY DADDY DID!!! You effete intellectual hot dog nazis trying to tell people what they can and can't eat.  It's downright UNAMERICAN!!!  Commies.

You guys know that this is a joke, right?  I don't really eat chocolate syrup and broken glass on my hot dogs.  That would be gross and painful.

You know what I really put on my hot dogs?


Tacos.
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