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Author Topic: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010  (Read 4586 times)

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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #15 on: July 26, 2010, 03:25:25 pm »
Quote from: littlefallsmets on July 25, 2010, 08:49:08 pm
Only one of those three have any interest in women and, I imagine, the third would have no interest in that type of woman.

Is Nice Pete not interested in women?  I'd imagine he'll screw anything that walks.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 03:28:12 pm »
Quote from: Carlos del Vaca on July 26, 2010, 03:25:25 pm
Is Nice Pete not interested in women?  I'd imagine he'll screw anything that walks.
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5652.msg154516.html#msg154516
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 03:52:00 pm »
Quote from: Choop on July 26, 2010, 02:59:22 pm
vans on their own aren't problematic or inherently skeevy. it's just that the people that buy vans always turn them into that.
My brother wants a glossy black van with tinted windows, shag carpet, neon lighting, a waterbed and a license plate that says "D8RAPE".  Despite these shortcomings he's convinced a girl to marry him.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 04:32:34 pm »
Quote from: Choop on July 26, 2010, 03:28:12 pm
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5652.msg154516.html#msg154516

Things like this make me glad I only met Onstad in person once, in a public place.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 06:00:38 pm »
Quote from: Lister on July 26, 2010, 07:15:01 am
Pretty art, though.  Onstad's style really works at night.

tee hee hee, oh you sly person...
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2010, 06:06:07 pm »
Quote from: Choop on July 26, 2010, 03:28:12 pm
http://touamb.com/index.php/topic,5652.msg154516.html#msg154516

OK, so he doesn't LIKE women, but does that mean he won't stick his barbed cat dong in one if given a free and clear opportunity?

SON OF NICE PETE
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #21 on: July 26, 2010, 10:01:46 pm »
"Lesser jubliations" is a miss.
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #22 on: July 26, 2010, 11:26:44 pm »
Quote from: Choop on July 26, 2010, 02:59:22 pm
vans on their own aren't problematic or inherently skeevy. it's just that the people that buy vans always turn them into that.

Vans don't molest children...

...this guy does.

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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #23 on: July 27, 2010, 01:20:14 am »
vans or minivans?
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Re: a man what bears within him a pernicious bowel - 25 July 2010
« Reply #24 on: July 27, 2010, 04:07:26 am »
Quote from: Lister on July 26, 2010, 07:15:01 am
Onstad's style really works at night.

& this Jeff Beck album really cooks!
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