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Overcompensating
« on: August 07, 2010, 06:26:16 pm »
...continues the great debate here.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2010, 06:49:53 pm »
Quote from: lprkn on August 07, 2010, 06:26:16 pm
...continues the great debate here.

A guy I used to work with would always say "nice turd-cutter" which is just not at all an image I want associated with sexy-times.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2010, 09:20:25 pm »
it is indeed strange.  i know where poop comes from, but if i see a ladys sweet backyard, i just want to bite it.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2010, 09:59:54 pm »
Quote from: greenkoolayd on August 07, 2010, 09:20:25 pm
it is indeed strange.  i know where poop comes from, but if i see a ladys sweet backyard, i just want to bite worship it.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #4 on: August 07, 2010, 11:29:33 pm »
A Safe-For-Work link for all you Sir Mix-A-Lot wannabes.

I usually prefer firm, athletic hindsides over bubble-butts; however, in this case I can definitely appreciate the aesthetics of this lady's shape.

I can't help but wonder what her tits look like, tho.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2010, 12:11:11 am »
that is way too much.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2010, 05:27:45 am »
That looks photoshopped.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2010, 08:39:48 am »
This link will not load for me (the j-l one). This makes me sadd because I am a butt man to the very end (ha). Smackin' and spankin' and shorty shorts that's where it's at.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #8 on: August 08, 2010, 08:45:51 am »
It just loaded and Damn with that capital D, b ut yeah I gotta say 'shopped in some way. If it is too good to be true it must be
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #9 on: August 08, 2010, 04:22:02 pm »
nah that ain't shopped, i've seen it a few dozen times. just go to the mall in the ghetto and you'll see it too, after a while
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #10 on: August 08, 2010, 05:10:35 pm »
What Choop said. I've seen 'em like that IRL, though usually not accentuated as nicely as this one. That dress does wonders.

You don't often see asses like that on white chicks, tell you what. But my college roommate (white) comes pretty close. When they measured her for her bridesmaid's dress for my wedding, she had a 28 inch waist and 40 inch hips. Kid you not.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #11 on: August 08, 2010, 06:51:25 pm »
28 to 40 waist hip ratio is exactly 0.7, which is the ideal ratio for women.... according to science: http://faculty.bennington.edu/~sherman/sex/whr-singh2002.pdf
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #12 on: August 08, 2010, 07:00:12 pm »
Those Victorians were on to something.



Check out the exposed wrists on the one to the left! Flaunt it, baby!
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #13 on: August 08, 2010, 07:04:23 pm »
have I made it clear that I love large butts?

I really like them. I have almost made really bad decisions in life because of my love of big butts.
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Re: Overcompensating
« Reply #14 on: August 08, 2010, 07:31:30 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on August 08, 2010, 07:04:23 pm
have I made it clear that I love large butts?

I really like them. I have almost made really bad decisions in life because of my love of big butts.

You lie.
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