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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #15 on: August 19, 2010, 03:21:57 pm »
Also, to get a little perspective I looked up the size of the country.  I was surprised to discover that Pakistan is basically 4 times the size of Texas.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #16 on: August 19, 2010, 04:42:05 pm »
Nonsense. NOTHING is bigger than Texas.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #17 on: August 19, 2010, 04:54:21 pm »
Last week one of DC United's supporter groups was selling t-shirts that say "We Mess with Texas" in United colors (black & white). Making these in burgundy and gold would a a license to print money. Not to mention a lawsuit from Dan Snyder.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #18 on: August 19, 2010, 06:42:17 pm »
Quote from: pmcd9 on August 19, 2010, 03:20:25 pm
I'm just wondering, is this a more or less normal occurrence in Pakistan or is this a freak flood?

Isn't Pakistan always having some kind of natural disaster or another? I think it was just a really bad spot to locate a country.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2010, 08:42:22 pm »
is fanta someone's multi?
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #20 on: August 19, 2010, 08:56:51 pm »
Quote from: wombat on August 19, 2010, 06:42:17 pm
Isn't Pakistan always having some kind of natural disaster or another? I think it was just a really bad spot to locate a country.
That would be Turkey.  Also Iran sometimes.  Turkey should be a black hole with all the social and tectonic forces acting on it.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #21 on: August 19, 2010, 10:49:38 pm »
Quote from: arkabee on August 19, 2010, 08:42:22 pm
is fanta someone's multi?
Fanta is the resident troll. Hes had a couple dozen names so far.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #22 on: August 20, 2010, 06:10:59 am »
yeah I'm Mr. Wonderful

Quote from: AugustWest on August 19, 2010, 01:05:21 pm
Based on any so-called objective measure you'd care to name, I both humbly and sincerely doubt that.

Okay... we doing this then.  I guess it depends on how we define being smart.

One test we could do is we each register a new account on assetbar, and see who can get the most chubbies.  First one to 10 comments with 10 chubbies wins.  Or something like that.

Alternatively, maybe an online IQ test. 

Alternatively, we could compare c*ck sizes. 
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #23 on: August 20, 2010, 12:50:56 pm »
Or first person to get a fuck*ng life. AW wins.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #24 on: August 20, 2010, 01:39:01 pm »
Quote from: fanta on August 20, 2010, 06:10:59 am

One test we could do is we each register a new account on assetbar, and see who can get the most chubbies. 

Yeah, they love you over there.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2010, 04:24:29 pm »
Quote from: fanta on August 20, 2010, 06:10:59 am

Okay... we doing this then.  I guess it depends on how we define being smart.


Dude, I don't know if you know who you're dealing with. AW was on Jeopardy!, and brought the Win on Day 1.

That's pretty much all you need to know. Winning on Jeopardy! == smarter than everyone else here (except maybe Wombat, who has a PhD).
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #26 on: August 20, 2010, 05:23:34 pm »
Nah, AW was smart enough not to get a PhD.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #27 on: August 20, 2010, 06:53:02 pm »
Jeopardy! is all rigged.  They feed them the answers through brain implants.  Sometimes when they get the camera angle wrong you can see the shadow of the wires coming out the back of their heads.  At least that was in the beginning I'm sure it's wireless nowadays.
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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #28 on: August 20, 2010, 07:09:28 pm »
Quote from: fanta on August 20, 2010, 06:53:02 pm
Jeopardy! is all rigged.  They feed them the answers through brain implants.  Sometimes when they get the camera angle wrong you can see the shadow of the wires coming out the back of their heads.  At least that was in the beginning I'm sure it's wireless nowadays.

yes, they totally do jeopardy wirelessly nowadays.

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Re: floods in pakistan
« Reply #29 on: August 20, 2010, 07:47:24 pm »
So anyway, back to the floods in Pakistan...  Nah, I'm just jerking your chain.
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