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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #330 on: January 29, 2011, 12:08:24 am »

Quiet down you shit-stirrer, I clearly put in on the property owners to manage their game issues.
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« Reply #331 on: January 29, 2011, 12:22:40 am »

Send in BobbyI, wallpaper the fuck*ng state in bacon.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #332 on: January 29, 2011, 12:47:01 am »

That is basically the perfect heavy machine gun. I'm pretty sure it has the longest continuous service life of any weapon in the US arsenal (besides the Marines' non-commissioned officers' sword, that is). It's a big bastard, but it is also a lot of fun to shoot.

I suspect that gun might leave the pigs mostly cooked, as well.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #333 on: January 29, 2011, 01:20:03 am »

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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #334 on: January 29, 2011, 05:48:16 am »

Well, that's true in the sense that typically the animal is already dead by the time a store will do any processing.

Shame on you, AW. You know that religious freedom only applies to Mormons and Scientologists.

We're still smarting from having to give up our extra wives to gain statehood.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #335 on: January 29, 2011, 07:03:32 am »

"Two More Senators, Three Less Wives" would be a hard sell, yeah.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #336 on: February 03, 2011, 08:23:51 pm »

This one's a doozy.  I almost didn't post it because it's so blatantly racist.

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..........................why Arizona did the right thing!!

It's easy to dismiss individual programs that

benefit non-citizens until they're put together and this picture emerges. Someone did a lot of research to put together all of this data. Often these programs are buried within other programs making them difficult to find.

A Real Eye Opener ... WHY is the USA BANKRUPT?

Informative, and mind boggling!

You think the war in Iraq   was costing us too much?  Read this:

We have been hammered with the propaganda that it was the Iraq  war and the war on terror that is bankrupting us. I now find that to be RIDICULOUS. I hope the following 14 reasons are forwarded over and over again until they are read so many times that the reader gets sick of reading them. I also have included the URL's for verification of all the following  facts...

1. $11 Billion to $22 billion is spent on welfare to illegal aliens each year by state governments.

Verify at: http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8 <http://www.fairus.org/site/PageServer?pagename=iic_immigrationissuecenters7fd8>

2. $22 Billion dollars a year is spent on food assistance programs such as food stamps, WIC, and free school lunches for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML <http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML>

3. $2.5 Billion dollars a year is spent on Medicaid for illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML <http://www.cis.org/articles/2004/fiscalexec.HTML>

4. $12 Billion dollars a year is spent on primary and secondary school education for children here illegally and they cannot speak a word of English!

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt..0.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt..0.HTML>

5. $17 Billion dollars a year is spent for education for the American-born children of illegal aliens, known as anchor babies.

Verify at http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML>

6. $3 Million Dollars a DAY is spent to incarcerate illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/%20TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn.com/%20TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML>

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7. 30% percent of all Federal Prison inmates are illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.CNN.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANscriptS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML>
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$90 Billion Dollars a year is spent on illegal aliens for Welfare & social services by the American taxpayers.

Verify at: http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.HTML <http://premium.cnn.com/TRANSCIPTS/0610/29/ldt.01.HTML>

9. $200 Billion dollars a year in suppressed American wages are caused by the illegal aliens.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSC RI  PTS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn.com/TRANSC%20RI%20PTS/0604/01/ldt.01.HTML>

10. The illegal aliens in the United States have a crime rate that's two and a half times that of white non-illegal aliens. In particular, their children are going to make a huge additional crime problem in the U.S.

Verify at: http://transcripts.cnn..com/TRANscriptS/0606/12/ldt..01.HTML <http://transcripts.cnn..com/TRANscriptS/0606/12/ldt..01.HTML>

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During the year of 2005, there were 4 to 10 MILLION illegal aliens that crossed our Southern Border, also, as many as 19,500 illegal aliens from Terrorist Countries. Millions of pounds of drugs, cocaine, meth, heroin and marijuana, crossed into the US   from the Southern border.

Verify at: Homeland Security  Report:

12. The National policy Institute estimated that the total cost of mass deportation would be between $206 and $230 billion or an average cost of between $41 and $46 billion annually over a five year period.

Verify at: http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute..org/PDF/deportation.PDF <http://www.nationalpolicyinstitute..org/PDF/deportationPDF>

13. In 2006, illegal aliens sent home $45 BILLION in remittances to their countries of origin.

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The Dark Side of Illegal Immigration: Nearly One million sex crimes committed by Illegal Immigrants In The United States .

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$ 338.3 BILLION DOLLARS A YEAR AND IF YOU'RE LIKE ME, HAVING TROUBLE UNDERSTANDING THIS AMOUNT OF MONEY; IT IS $338,300,000,000.00 WHICH WOULD BE ENOUGH TO STIMULATE THE ECONOMY FOR THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY.  Are  we THAT Stupid? YES, FOR LETTING THOSE IN THE U.S. CONGRESS GET AWAY WITH LETTING THIS HAPPEN YEAR AFTER YEAR!!!!!

If this doesn't bother you, then just delete the message.  If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you forward it to every legal resident in the United States .
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #337 on: February 03, 2011, 11:51:18 pm »

American-born children of illegal immigrants, also known as fuck*ng AMERICAN CITIZENS.

I did like how it implied that that 338billion should be spent by the government to stimulate the economy.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #338 on: February 04, 2011, 01:09:00 am »

I wonder what the breakdown is in percentage per capita of taxes going into the system from illegals vs. benefits coming out of the system for illegals (leaving the issue of their children alone for, as you say, we call those people citizens).
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« Reply #339 on: February 04, 2011, 01:41:19 am »

Surely including that 200 billion in 'suppressed wages' is incorrect. I think what he's trying to say is that they are saving small business owners 200 billion a year. Which means America is benefitting to the tune of something like 62 Billion dollars.

Also, this site tells me the war in Iraq is currently running at about 700 trillion so.... yeah. Going to say that's still one of the main reasons the US is 'bankrupt'.
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« Reply #340 on: February 04, 2011, 01:45:53 am »

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If this doesn't bother you, then just delete the message.  If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you forward it to every legal resident in the United States .

Also, Paul, you're totally busted for letting me read this. I'm going to get the word out now to all my non-US citizen friends, we know you're onto us and shit is going to get real.
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« Reply #341 on: February 04, 2011, 02:39:40 am »

I think the next person who uses the term "anchor baby" in front of me is going to find his neck firmly anchored to the floor by the heel of my boot.

I think that is about the third-worst ethnic slur I've ever heard, right behind the "n" word and the "k" word. And yet you hear it on the five o'clock news without comment. At least most other ethnic slurs, as horrifyingly racist as they are, aren't usually specifically directed at children.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #342 on: February 04, 2011, 04:19:29 am »

Quote from: some absolute shitcock
If this doesn't bother you, then just delete the message.  If, on the other hand, it does raise the hair on the back of your neck, I hope you forward it to every legal resident in the United States .

I have a better way to play it:

If this doesn't bother me, then I will work to contravene everything you believe in and stand for, with all the resources I can afford to bring into play.

I was going to address the second sentence, but I realized that it was too fuck*ng blindingly stupid and I couldn't do it justice. Jesus fuck.
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« Reply #343 on: February 04, 2011, 04:58:23 am »

Also, this site tells me the war in Iraq is currently running at about 700 trillion so.... yeah. Going to say that's still one of the main reasons the US is 'bankrupt'.

Is this one of those things where you guys say large numbers differently? I'm reading that as 700 billion. The US national debt is "only" 14 trillion dollars. I tried to imagine 700 trillion dollars and my brain is now bleeding.
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« Reply #344 on: February 04, 2011, 01:15:09 pm »

Ah, yeah. Thousand, million, billion, trillion.
At least, I hope that's how we do it around here, that's how I do it anyway. You'd be surprised how infrequently billion vs. trillion comes up.
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