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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #390 on: March 04, 2011, 08:41:47 pm »
SEND THIS TO YOUR FRIENDS

WE ARE ALL ENTITLED TO SMILE

Sounds like left-wing, commie bullshit to me.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #391 on: March 04, 2011, 08:41:57 pm »
they're talking about a goat, see?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #392 on: March 04, 2011, 09:21:08 pm »
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« Reply #393 on: March 04, 2011, 09:23:42 pm »
Looking back on how Paul and Wombat's dog have both become memes, I'm actually shocked that Paul's "GOOD LORD" pic didn't catch on.
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« Reply #394 on: March 04, 2011, 10:10:00 pm »
at first i misread that. "Paul and Wombat have a dog? how is that-- oooohhhhhhh"
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #395 on: March 05, 2011, 02:45:12 pm »
Indeed, this world needs more goatse references (but not actual links to it).
Here is an amusing conversation Bobby and I had a few years ago.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #396 on: March 08, 2011, 06:37:03 am »
I wonder if the guy with goatse tattooed on his chest got it done at Dago's.

I saw an Enquirer this evening at the grocery store, and the cover had a blurb about Obama being pissed about not being invited to the royal wedding. This is funny to me because all the shit that used to go in that paper is now on the internet for free - how does their business model work? Or is it the other way around, and they know anyone who would read them can't use a computer, so they can just take all the "shit my ________ says" and just paste it up and send it off to the printer?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #397 on: March 08, 2011, 06:53:24 am »
If you gotta have a fuck*ng goatse tattoo, you gotta have it over your navel.

It's a law.
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« Reply #398 on: March 08, 2011, 10:28:56 am »
What if you had it on the insides of your buttocks so you had to pull them apart to make it fully visible? Add a level of recursion there.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #399 on: March 08, 2011, 06:20:37 pm »
The navel as asshole tattoo is played out. It's tired. The armpit as lady-bits is pretty tired, too.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #400 on: March 08, 2011, 06:43:43 pm »
What if you got it on your face?
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #401 on: March 08, 2011, 07:19:05 pm »
It wouldn't look any good unless you walked around with your mouth wide open all the time.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #402 on: March 11, 2011, 09:21:36 pm »
These are starting to get redundant so I'm probably gonna stop posting them unless something really juicy comes along.

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Welcome to the 21st Century:

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, and everything...

I called a Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center...in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #403 on: March 11, 2011, 09:27:55 pm »
In soviet Canada, phone line is answered by Canadian.
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« Reply #404 on: March 11, 2011, 10:14:10 pm »
That call center jab is right on actually.  I had to call the help line of the server for a clients website and the dude was Indian/Pakatanian and I think he was speaking English, but I couldn't understand a word of it.  I finally had to hang up in frustration because I couldn't understand what he was saying.  From the few words I could make out I'm pretty sure he wasn't understanding me either.
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