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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #765 on: November 04, 2011, 05:16:24 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 04, 2011, 05:13:17 pm
Thems good eatin'.

Did you take that perk? Mmmmmmm, blood sausage.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #766 on: November 09, 2011, 01:21:37 am »
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‎***ATTENTION MEN OF HARLEM*** MY NAME IS NOT "SEXY," "MAMI," "BABY," OR EVEN "DAMN, GIRL." IF ANY ONE OF YOU EVER ATTEMPTS TO TOUCH ME AGAIN, I'LL DO A LOT MORE THAN SMACK YOU ACROSS THE FACE LIKE I JUST HAD TO DO. SO BACK THE FUCK OFF AND LET ME GET MY GROCERIES IN PEACE. AND NO, I DON'T NEED HELP CARRYING THEM.

I sympathize with not wanting to get sexually harassed every time you walk down the street, friend. But I have learned that projecting your frustration onto an entire group of people only leads to a really unhealthy mental state.

maybe I would be less bothered by this post if made by one of my less unreasonable friends.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #767 on: November 29, 2011, 06:10:39 am »
Oh man, imagine a life where this is your mom's facebook profile picture
THONG WEDGIE. FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE.

(not my mom: my coworker's mom. She also works at our store, but my first thought was of her 17 year old son.)
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #768 on: November 29, 2011, 04:15:32 pm »
"God, LA is horrible. I just moved into this neighborhood called... Compton? Something like that? Anyway, the whole city is bogus"
-What my friend just said about STL, translated into a more universally understood comparison.

Seriously, if you are moving into a city with horrible crime, do some research about different areas before picking an apartment.

...but really, I am worried this girl will get killed/mugged/robbed/kidnapped.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #769 on: November 29, 2011, 10:55:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 29, 2011, 06:10:39 am
Oh man, imagine a life where this is your mom's facebook profile picture
THONG WEDGIE. FACEBOOK PROFILE PICTURE.

(not my mom: my coworker's mom. She also works at our store, but my first thought was of her 17 year old son.)

Well, but is she hot? Even if she isn't, I guess that is indicating that she likes to get rocked sometimes, and that's ok. Double points for almost assuredly making her kid really uncomfortable.

(That picture would be better if her tongue wasn't sticking out or whatever is going on with that area.)
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #770 on: November 29, 2011, 11:05:10 pm »
Mother of a 17 year old is still a young woman.  She just wants to let the world know that she likes to get her bone on.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #771 on: November 29, 2011, 11:16:18 pm »
she is not hot.

But seriously: thong wedgie. Are there people out there who do not slap you when you do this? I have accidentally/"accidentally" done things like this before and never got an enthusiastic response.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #772 on: November 30, 2011, 08:28:39 am »
You don't have to be hot to want to get your bone on. 
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #773 on: November 30, 2011, 08:00:10 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 29, 2011, 11:16:18 pm
she is not hot.

But seriously: thong wedgie. Are there people out there who do not slap you when you do this? I have accidentally/"accidentally" done things like this before and never got an enthusiastic response.

I sure don't understand what you are getting at.

She did wrong by having that as her profile picture? Nope. By having a thong wedgie in the picture? Nope. By wanting to fuck and not being attractive to you?

I'm just lost here. You not getting an enthusiastic response doesn't really line up for me with she shouldn't do this. However, there may be something glaringly obvious that I am missing.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #774 on: November 30, 2011, 08:23:01 pm »
Quote from: Nabubrush on November 29, 2011, 10:55:38 pm
(That picture would be better if her tongue wasn't sticking out or whatever is going on with that area.)
I think that's her full lower lip.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #775 on: November 30, 2011, 08:43:42 pm »
No no no.

Are there women who do not slap you when you give them a thong wedgie.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #776 on: November 30, 2011, 09:06:38 pm »
Quote from: theinevitable on November 30, 2011, 08:43:42 pm
No no no.

Are there women who do not slap you when you give them a thong wedgie.

I knew I was misunderstanding.

Ash has it right. There are women who will slap you if you do it, and there are women who will slap you if you do it wrong, and then there are women who will not slap you either way. Also, it can be mostly about the drawing of the cloth away from the hip as opposed to the drawing of the cloth into the cleft (sometimes).
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #777 on: December 01, 2011, 01:24:34 am »
for some reason, my immediate thought is that if I were going to write a parody of men giving each other sex advice on the internet, it would definitely involve the idea that you should very slowly, gently, give your loved one a thong wedgie. AND SHE'LL LOVE IT.
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #778 on: December 01, 2011, 02:19:59 am »
And noogies!
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Re: Shit my ________ says
« Reply #779 on: December 01, 2011, 05:23:40 am »
"ladies think its cute when you give them a 'dutch oven'!"
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